Financial Fair Play Ale House Thread

[tonyhorne]

Movie: Moneyball

Brad Pitt character: Is not employed by Everton FC
All the other backward-thinking lackeys sitting around the table with no clue how to win and be successful: Employees of Everton FC

 

[IrishBlue2022]

The real dangers are the esk wanna bes and esk cheerleaders in that thread.

 

[Amokachi1995]

There's a lot of non Everton fans who spent their Friday night going through the accounts of a rival team then getting into online arguments about it for no discernable reason.

Mandem seriously need a girlfriend.

 

[chrismpw]

I'm no expert so i wouldnt post in the proper thread for fear of getting into an actual conversation ... but is this how it is?

My neighbour (top sky brand) bought a Rolls Royce some time back.

I (everton) can afford a Rolls Royce but the council (ffp) won't let me buy one because then there'd be too many Rolls Royces in the street.

Nonetheless we tried to buy one but it turns out it was a rusty Lada and the council are bumming us for trying.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I had a nose in the ffp thread. It's got it all.

Know it alls. Pedants. The passive aggressive. Aggressives. Strange new posters. Strange old posters. Davek.

It sorely needs a hero to clean it up. A Mike Wex or a Sniderman.

 

[COYBL25]

I have to say, that overall, I’m very disappointed with FFP thread, as I thought that there‘d be more graphs and charts.

The dangers who infest the relegation thread, seem to be strangely absent from the FFP thread.

 

[kev]

I'm no expert so i wouldnt post in the proper thread for fear of getting into an actual conversation ... but is this how it is?

My neighbour (top sky brand) bought a Rolls Royce some time back.

I (everton) can afford a Rolls Royce but the council (ffp) won't let me buy one because then there'd be too many Rolls Royces in the street.

Nonetheless we tried to buy one but it turns out it was a rusty Lada and the council are bumming us for trying.

I've read through the 'real' thread and left it with my head reeling. I reckon you've described the situation as well as anybody in there.
Bravo Sir!

 

[Yarrgh]

I have to say, that overall, I’m very disappointed with FFP thread, as I thought that there‘d be more graphs and charts.

The dangers who infest the relegation thread, seem to be strangely absent from the FFP thread.

I'm quite the fan of both. They're both like the black monoliths from 2001 A Space Odyssey: no idea what they are or what they do but damn it if I don't want to touch them then crack another monkey over the head with a big bone.

 

[magicjuan]

Can't remember the FFP thread. I'm going in their now. Will I need sandwiches and a flask?

 

[magicjuan]

Can't remember the FFP thread. I'm going in their now. Will I need sandwiches and a flask?

Ok I'm back, with a headache.
Who's this Mr Snuffleupagus fella?
Reeks of olives and haloumi.

 

[coollino]

I love that thread, people just chucking millions of £ like that have a clue lol

I prefer it to the relegation thread currently

 

[chicoazul]

Performative rage is how ambitious Evertonians jostle online for notoriety. Anything goes, including profit and loss.

 

[Royal]

the correct film comparison is Mulholland drive because while you have no idea what's going on, it feels like it's going somewhere and then doesn't

 

[coollino]

And people think hooliganism was bad in the 70s and 80s, now we have people arguing about how much a light bulb costs to run

 

[Rita_Poon]

And people think hooliganism was bad in the 70s and 80s, now we have people arguing about how much a light bulb costs to run

oh the humanity...