First Everton Goalscorer @ BMD

[Blue Sky]

Christ, what a pointless thread.

Ain't it just , title says Everton goalscorer , think we've had two

 

[Terrarian]

Hard to say as we don't know who will be playing for us by then.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Me.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Adebayo Akinfenwa.

Brilliant, sheer brilliance ?

 

[ricer10]

Couple of kids playing on a filled in dock land …. Stadium never gets completed

 

[Houghty19]

A 38 year old Lionel Messi after moshiri has signed him on £1m/week.

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

Be Kenwright won’t it the Pube. Soft auld senile beaut will be in carried across the pitch and then kick the ball into an empty net the fat piece of lard.

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

Otherwise I reckon Sunderland's Nathan Broadhead. As we both struggle to get out off league one.

 

[Jamiednm]

Everton will go on an 11 game streak of not scoring any goals in their first 11 games at the new stadium.

At the 12th game, Mr. Testicles is walking around the pitch, throwing toffees and fresh pigs testicles in to the crowd, when Seamus Coleman accidentally smashes the ball out of play. But it doesn’t go out, it hits Mr. Testicles, ricochets off his thick head, looping over the enemy goalkeeper, the ball dropping in to the back of the net.

Later that week, Mr. Testicles is appointed to the role of Performance Advisor to the Everton Board.

 

[PhilM]

Adebayo Akinfenwa.

I hope Rafael doesn’t sign him too.

 

[bluenotred]

40 year old Christiano Ronaldo with a 96th minute winner for Newcastle United.

 

[kiss the crest]

Digne free kick for Newcastle 18th min

 

[argietoffee]

DCCL scored the first at new wembley?

Be fine if he does it at The Aeroflot Waterfront KAGS Arena

 

[Brizzletoffee]

Sharp

Edit: Come to think of it, probably kenwright. He makes everything about him, so why not the first goascorer aswell.

 

[DOMNOLAN]

Tony Hibbert