Five Minute Match Report (Five Minutes Being How Long it Will be Up)

[Kenyon]

Chico you're fired.

Chico is my father

 

[Kenyon]

Any chance you could do the previews too mate?

That's kind mate, thanks.

 

[Cels]

Chico is my father

Plot twist. I love it.

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[Lineker]

Why did I read that in the voice of a 1950's newscaster?

Stop

Now you've got me thinking it should have been done in the voice of an australI an 1950s newsvlcsster.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Now you've got me thinking it should have been done in the voice of an australI an 1950s newsvlcsster.

Try reading it in the voice of Russell Brand.