Football Cringe

[Papa Shango]

Players being in tears at the end of a match they lost (Usually in a major tournament) after playing utter crap football for 90 minutes. You just got beat 7-0, what are you crying for?

"Bantz". Especially online. There is so much of it. Along the same lines the impression being given off that only 6 or so clubs matter.

Cringe being used incorrectly. "That's cringe that is", It's such cringe". Stop it!

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

The Primark Klopp crying tears of joy on his knees after Southampton beat Liverpool in a league game. Someone from Southampton Head Office should have walked onto the pitch and handed him his P45 right there and then.

 

[Walham Green Blue]

The term ‘fanbase’. Apologies to all who use it. Just grinds my gears. What’s wrong with ‘fans’??

 

[PITA]

1. People who don't watch the game because they are too busy trying to wind up the home fans
2. People who don't watch the game because they are too busy filming people trying to wind up the home fans

I reckon that that's @ForeverBlue92

 

[Nymzee]

1. People who don't watch the game because they are too busy trying to wind up the home fans
2. People who don't watch the game because they are too busy filming people trying to wind up the home fans

Would get chinned and never go to a game again after that.

 

[Bluerover]

I think Lawro is a massive massive massive massive massive loss to football punditry ?

 

[Bluerover]

1. People who don't watch the game because they are too busy trying to wind up the home fans
2. People who don't watch the game because they are too busy filming people trying to wind up the home fans

Idiot. These sadly give our Club a bad name. Did he actually see any of the game?

 

[Bluerover]

When we played UCD at Tolka in 84 (nice easy trip for me!!) I sadly had my ear bent for most of the match by a muppet who was not unlike that genius.

He couldn't seem to comprehend that I was an Irish Evertonian. Probably the only time I felt really uncomfortable following Everton because of one of our own so called fans.

Needless to say he was out of it...probably alcohol rather than any other drug. Again I reckon he didn't watch the match at all.

We can't allow a minority of clowns to besmirch our magnificent tradition as supporters.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

We can't allow a minority of clowns to besmirch our magnificent tradition as supporters.

No, but we can point them out as cringe-inducing biffs.

 

[Jamiednm]

People who try to cover up faux pas by pretending they were taking the mick.

People who try to cover up something going over their head by doubling down on it ?

 

[Jamiednm]

Fans singing "sign on" at us.

Peak bellend behavior

That’s just mistaken identity. Evertonian are classy, employable chaps. They just happen to share a city with gang of unemployable cretins.

 

[Jamiednm]

Gobshoite RS fans who pronounce ‘Salah’ as ‘Schhalla’.

Case in point: that blend James Redmond

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

People who try to cover up something going over their head by doubling down on it ?

Played.

 

[longers]

Anyone who says football is more important than life and death, they are lying, they know they are lying, they are just try-hards desperate to tell everyone about their PASHUN.

 

[devogue]

1. People who don't watch the game because they are too busy trying to wind up the home fans
2. People who don't watch the game because they are too busy filming people trying to wind up the home fans

In general UK 'hooligans' make me cringe so much. They all think they are proper hard in their stone island etc but somehow they are always held back by one police officer when there are 100s of them.