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Football's cringiest moments

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People who make out some players are hard

Like Ireland with Roy Keane, he's a little angry fart at the end of the day and would get leathered if it came to it.

Same with our fans with Besic to be honest.

At least with Big Dunc he actually came on his word and also battered a pikey in his own garden and made the other literally poo himself.
 
Take your pick:

http://www.wsc.co.uk/forum-index/27-football/852607-mascots-observing-minutes-silences?limitstart=0

Be patient - it does get extremely funny at times.. the p1ss take really kicks off referencing the level of respect and the appropriateness of Mascots joining in on the minute's silence. The line about charging Everton with crimes against Mascotry for having a sponsored Mascot (Changy) is quite funny as are, of course, references to Mr Testicles and his Brazilian counterpart who has not had a "Brazilian"!
 
Facebook comments under news articles.

As soon as it starts with "I'm a Liverpool fan but.." you see they're either from the middle east or Kent, and end up writing about how they give credit to Man Untied for example to make out they're top football fans.
 
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People who make out some players are hard

Like Ireland with Roy Keane, he's a little angry fart at the end of the day and would get leathered if it came to it.

Same with our fans with Besic to be honest.

At least with Big Dunc he actually came on his word and also battered a pikey in his own garden and made the other literally poo himself.
Hear hear! The rugby boys must laugh their heads off sometimes. Imagine if they went down like Nureyev every time they were touched!
 

People who make out some players are hard

Like Ireland with Roy Keane, he's a little angry fart at the end of the day and would get leathered if it came to it.

Same with our fans with Besic to be honest.

At least with Big Dunc he actually came on his word and also battered a pikey in his own garden and made the other literally poo himself.

Nah, Keane was hard.

People like Henderson, however,,,
 
People who make out some players are hard

Like Ireland with Roy Keane, he's a little angry fart at the end of the day and would get leathered if it came to it.

Same with our fans with Besic to be honest.

At least with Big Dunc he actually came on his word and also battered a pikey in his own garden and made the other literally poo himself.
besic and keane are probably both tough lads, who would snap you in half in all honesty
 

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