Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

Yarrgh · December 24, 2021

wm02 said:
Glad to see we’re giving a young manager a chance

Classic Ward. Saw 69 and got involved.

Fire up the flight tracker people. Just got a hunch that the next jet plane to Dalian from Blackpool International Airport might have a certain Mr Ferguson on it.

And to add extra spice to the mix, the plane has a stopover ... in Doha!

The Penalty Box Dancer · December 24, 2021

HONOURS 2033-34

PREMIER DIVISION

CHAMPIONSHIP

LEAGUE ONE

LEAGUE TWO

NATIONAL LEAGUE

F.A. CUP

LEAGUE CUP

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

EUROPEAN EUROPA LEAGUE

Jimishorts · December 24, 2021

Sniff it Norwich you bunch of inbred bumpkins.

The Penalty Box Dancer · December 24, 2021

Sky Sports News caught up with Duncan Ferguson on the eve of the 2034/35 season. The manager seemed to be in no rush to take any managerial vacancies and seemed happy to take a step back. "I'm just going to enjoy it" Ferguson said. "It will be nice to spend time with my family, enjoy going to some matches as a spectator and do some media work. I've been in management for 16 years and it's sometimes good to take time out and reflect. I will be back but there is no rush." Ferguson gave his thoughts on Fylde for the forthcoming season and also spoke about Everton. "It'll be interesting to see how Fylde get on under Adkins. Vinnie Bytheway has gone back on loan and I'd like to see them continue making strides. It will be a difficult season as they don't have any money to spend and will rely heavily on loan players to get them through. I'm also looking forward to the new Premier League season. Everton should be aiming for a European place, they have a decent squad and good players coming through to help them kick on."

JimmyJeffers · December 24, 2021

Are we going to get live updates of Ferguson’s veg patch now please

mmmmsnouts · December 24, 2021

Now might not be a bad time to jump ahead to FM22 and start again and see what happens this time. What version of the game is this, 2018?

Jimishorts · December 24, 2021

The Penalty Box Dancer said:
Vinnie Bytheway has gone back on loan

Result, just need Hendo and dirty Danny back and it’s onwards and upwards for the mighty Coasters.

JimmyJeffers · December 24, 2021

mmmmsnouts said:
Now might not be a bad time to jump ahead to FM22 and start again and see what happens this time. What version of the game is this, 2018?

JimmyJeffers · December 25, 2021

What’s Ferguson up to today @The Penalty Box Dancer

Yarrgh · December 25, 2021

JimmyJeffers said:
What’s Ferguson up to today @The Penalty Box Dancer

Did he get a learn Mandarin or Arabic cd from Santa?

Harryflashman · December 25, 2021

JimmyJeffers said:
What’s Ferguson up to today @The Penalty Box Dancer

Yarrgh said:
Did he get a learn Mandarin or Arabic cd from Santa?

As if I /we’ve checked this thread today of all days ! Fellas we’ve got it bad lol

maccavennie · December 25, 2021

Merry Christmas @The Penalty Box Dancer and on behalf of all of your disciples, please do accept our 3 gifts of orange squash, a chimney sweep and a harpoon.

wm02 · December 25, 2021

maccavennie said:
Merry Christmas @The Penalty Box Dancer and on behalf of all of your disciples, please do accept our 3 gifts of orange squash, a chimney sweep and a harpoon.

*adds four-part Jazzercise series on VHS

Yarrgh · December 25, 2021

wm02 said:
*adds four-part Jazzercise series on VHS

That's the New Year's resolution sorted!

Absolutely stuffed. We had Roast Puffin this year, stuffing, roast potatoes, sprouts, peas and carrots and penguins in blankets.

UTFC(hristmas)!

The Penalty Box Dancer · December 25, 2021

10th February 2035

Duncan Ferguson has signed a pre-contract with Real Zaragoza who are currently in 6th place in the Spanish Second Division. They are currently managed by Raul Albentosa on an interim basis and if all goes ahead as planned, Ferguson will take charge in May.