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Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....
- Thread starter The Penalty Box Dancer
- Start date
He loves the day after the annual "Rum, Chilli and Laxative Festival" the club puts on every year.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
If there is a better event in the Coasters calendar, then I'll be flabbergasted.
21 last time I checked Jimi
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
You're just like the Fyldean Boris Johnson but with scruffy hair.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
A couple of them get smallpox?
21 is the maximum people I can fit into my caravan Jimmy so that has to be my cut off point.
Well it's actually 20 as my mum needs to take an allocated slot when she comes to do my laundry and tea and breakfast and cleaning and ironing and clean the bathroom and vacuum the floors and fix the caravan tyres when they're down.
Well, more like 19 as Vera practically lives here except on Wednesdays where she goes back home so her husband blind Barry doesn't get suspicious. But I just give that Wednesday slot to my Wednesday wife Anita who works at the local supermarket so gets me loads of discount on my pot noodles and is just a genuinely good honest midweek screw no questions asked.
Maybe 18 as I like to keep Sundays open as once I've had my roast and got a clean pair of 2 stripe socks on, I feel like I can take on the world and always like to entertain a new lady friend on a Sunday evening. Vera didn't seem to mind that it was her mum last Sunday and we played my favourite game of "happy families"
I'm surprised Netflix haven't knocked on my caravan door yet asking about doing a documentary about my love affair with Fylde and women in general. I had Duncan crashing in my caravan whilst he took over the last 3 games of the season but he didn't seem too keen. He was pretty quiet but maybe that's because I made him sleep in the toilet cubicle and the flush hasn't worked the last 2 months
Pre season
Mum's coming on the tour ffs
She better fix that flush first.
toffee82
Player Valuation: £25m
He got into one little fight and his mom got scared?
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
OLLIE BELLAIRS LEAVES THE CLUB
Having been at Fylde for one season since signing from Ipswich Town, OIllie Bellairs has decided to move on with Scottish Premiership side St. Johnstone signing the left winger for £850k. Despite Fylde having a poor season, Bellairs was one of the brighter sparks scoring 14 goals and claiming 10 assists. It's tough news for AFC Fylde but Duncan Ferguson has been working day and night to rebuild the club he loves.
JOHN TOMASZKO
28 year old Central Defender John Tomaszko was sold to Livingston this summer in a deal worth £40k. The club wish John all the best for the remainder of his career.
Having been at Fylde for one season since signing from Ipswich Town, OIllie Bellairs has decided to move on with Scottish Premiership side St. Johnstone signing the left winger for £850k. Despite Fylde having a poor season, Bellairs was one of the brighter sparks scoring 14 goals and claiming 10 assists. It's tough news for AFC Fylde but Duncan Ferguson has been working day and night to rebuild the club he loves.
JOHN TOMASZKO
28 year old Central Defender John Tomaszko was sold to Livingston this summer in a deal worth £40k. The club wish John all the best for the remainder of his career.
Who the hell is cleaning the toilets now?
macca's ma.
The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
PLAYERS IN
KIERAN WESTWOOD, Defender (Left) £250,000.
26 year olf Left full back Kieran Westwood signed for AFC Fylde from Cardiff City this summer and was Ferguson's first signing. With Neil Hakeem returning to Watford, there was a requirement at Left Back with the only other option being Dale Alexander. Westwood started his career with Hearts before moving to Championship side Cardiff who were relegated last season to League One. Westwood is a player who likes to play in the final third and will be an asset to the attack of Ferguson's Fylde.
David Lyons-Mayman, Striker £160,000.
24 year old Lyons-Mayman was Ferguson's second signing this summer and bolsters his attacking options. Lyons-Mayman signed from Premiership side Burnley but spent a lot of time on loan with Bristol Rovers. Lyons-Mayman was impressive in pre-season and showed he has an eye for goal and is quick off the mark. He prefers a ball to run on to and is calm with his finishing.
Matthew Chapman, Defender (Central) £240,000.
Matty Chapman is a name familiar to Duncan Ferguson and Zaragoza supporters after Ferguson signed him on a free transfer in 2036. Chapman returned to England in 2038 signing for Millwall and played 29 games over two seaosns in The Championship. Chapman will be a useful defender for Fylde and is delighted to have linked up with Duncan Ferguson again.
Anthony Anderson, Midfielder (Central) Loan
26 year old midfielder Anthony Anderson joins on loan from Aston Villa after making 22 league appearances for Villa in The Championship. A loan move suited Anderson who wanted more first team football. The Scottish midfielder plays a simple game and rarely takes risks with his preference to stay back and break up play.
Emeka Bala, Left Winger, Loan
22 year old Bala is certainly a player to get excited by. The winger joins on loan from Brighton who was originally at Swansea but signed for Brighton for £9M in 2038. Bala was impressive during pre-season and is a dangerous player down the left who likes to cut in and go for goal when the opportunity arises. Bala will excite the Fylde supporters with his maizy runs and tricks that defences can't handle.
John Armah, Right Winger, Loan
18 year old winger John Armah joins from Tottenham Hotspur for the season on loan. The 18 year old possesses pace and is a dangerous weapon down the right. He impressed for Spurs at u23 level and is ready to gain first team football at League One level with Fylde.
Ron Patterson, Midfielder (Central) Loan
21 year old Patterson joins on loan from Premier League side Blackburn Rovers. Patterson was on loan at Wigan last season and made 39 appearances helping The Latics finish 9th in the table. Patterson is a known box to box midfielder and will work tirelessly for the team with his excellent fitness levels and work rate. For a 21 year old he has experience playing at Championship level with Wigan and Cardiff.
Andreas Chatziaros, Defender (Central)
21 year old English born defender Chatziaros joins on loan from Chelsea. The defender can also play at Right Back and was impressive on loan last season at Leeds United. Chatziaros is an international for Cyrpus claiming 2 full international caps. The defender will be a solid option at the back for Fylde this season.
DF: I'm very pleased with the transfer window so far. I've worked through the summer to make these deals happen and we've managed to bring a higher calibre of players to the club in this window. We needed a big window as the squad needed change and we are still looking. We have Luke Williams from Ross County in talks currently and we'd like to make him a permanent member of the team. I'm still analysing the squad and I have the backing from the chairman to bring in another player or two.
PRE SEASON RESULTS 2040/41
KIERAN WESTWOOD, Defender (Left) £250,000.
26 year olf Left full back Kieran Westwood signed for AFC Fylde from Cardiff City this summer and was Ferguson's first signing. With Neil Hakeem returning to Watford, there was a requirement at Left Back with the only other option being Dale Alexander. Westwood started his career with Hearts before moving to Championship side Cardiff who were relegated last season to League One. Westwood is a player who likes to play in the final third and will be an asset to the attack of Ferguson's Fylde.
David Lyons-Mayman, Striker £160,000.
24 year old Lyons-Mayman was Ferguson's second signing this summer and bolsters his attacking options. Lyons-Mayman signed from Premiership side Burnley but spent a lot of time on loan with Bristol Rovers. Lyons-Mayman was impressive in pre-season and showed he has an eye for goal and is quick off the mark. He prefers a ball to run on to and is calm with his finishing.
Matthew Chapman, Defender (Central) £240,000.
Matty Chapman is a name familiar to Duncan Ferguson and Zaragoza supporters after Ferguson signed him on a free transfer in 2036. Chapman returned to England in 2038 signing for Millwall and played 29 games over two seaosns in The Championship. Chapman will be a useful defender for Fylde and is delighted to have linked up with Duncan Ferguson again.
Anthony Anderson, Midfielder (Central) Loan
26 year old midfielder Anthony Anderson joins on loan from Aston Villa after making 22 league appearances for Villa in The Championship. A loan move suited Anderson who wanted more first team football. The Scottish midfielder plays a simple game and rarely takes risks with his preference to stay back and break up play.
Emeka Bala, Left Winger, Loan
22 year old Bala is certainly a player to get excited by. The winger joins on loan from Brighton who was originally at Swansea but signed for Brighton for £9M in 2038. Bala was impressive during pre-season and is a dangerous player down the left who likes to cut in and go for goal when the opportunity arises. Bala will excite the Fylde supporters with his maizy runs and tricks that defences can't handle.
John Armah, Right Winger, Loan
18 year old winger John Armah joins from Tottenham Hotspur for the season on loan. The 18 year old possesses pace and is a dangerous weapon down the right. He impressed for Spurs at u23 level and is ready to gain first team football at League One level with Fylde.
Ron Patterson, Midfielder (Central) Loan
21 year old Patterson joins on loan from Premier League side Blackburn Rovers. Patterson was on loan at Wigan last season and made 39 appearances helping The Latics finish 9th in the table. Patterson is a known box to box midfielder and will work tirelessly for the team with his excellent fitness levels and work rate. For a 21 year old he has experience playing at Championship level with Wigan and Cardiff.
Andreas Chatziaros, Defender (Central)
21 year old English born defender Chatziaros joins on loan from Chelsea. The defender can also play at Right Back and was impressive on loan last season at Leeds United. Chatziaros is an international for Cyrpus claiming 2 full international caps. The defender will be a solid option at the back for Fylde this season.
DF: I'm very pleased with the transfer window so far. I've worked through the summer to make these deals happen and we've managed to bring a higher calibre of players to the club in this window. We needed a big window as the squad needed change and we are still looking. We have Luke Williams from Ross County in talks currently and we'd like to make him a permanent member of the team. I'm still analysing the squad and I have the backing from the chairman to bring in another player or two.
PRE SEASON RESULTS 2040/41
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
None of this we'll go with what we've got crap from big dunc