Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

Don't want to be messing with the CCC's mate (Coasters Criminal Cartel). You know what Barry Bartolli the leader is like if you get on the wrong side of him. I've still got my 1983 Swift Caravan on bricks after he robbed the wheels because I borrowed his ketchup and didn't give it him back.

He's a madman!
Fat Barry from the north side Fylde Bartollis? Or skinny Barry from the south side Flyde Bartollis? Or Barry Condiments Bartolli from Bart's All Day Fry Up Van with the new wheels on the A585?

Because that sounds like classic South Side Skinny Barry Bad Boy Bartolli.
 

Fat Barry from the north side Fylde Bartollis? Or skinny Barry from the south side Flyde Bartollis? Or Barry Condiments Bartolli from Bart's All Day Fry Up Van with the new wheels on the A585?

Because that sounds like classic South Side Skinny Barry Bad Boy Bartolli.

Yeah mate South Side Barry. North Side Barry gave up the game and is doing Panto now.

Barry who took over Barts All Day Fry Up Van lost his hygiene licence so turned it into a portable hot tub where people on long drives can hire it for half an hour on the side of the motorway.
 
Yeah mate South Side Barry. North Side Barry gave up the game and is doing Panto now.

Barry who took over Barts All Day Fry Up Van lost his hygiene licence so turned it into a portable hot tub where people on long drives can hire it for half an hour on the side of the motorway.
I'm off to go fulfil my life's dream of swimming in a man size deep fat fryer.

On a side note, someone should start a Fylde thread, that place is just wild.
 
I'm off to go fulfil my life's dream of swimming in a man size deep fat fryer.

On a side note, someone should start a Fylde thread, that place is just wild.

I did try and sell living tv the rights to my book "coast to coast - one man, 15 women and his caravan" but never got a reply mate.

I may do a thread one day and print my memoirs from 1983 to 1997
 

We need @Jacko93 to whizz this thread thru his AI program and produce a podcast, like he did with the stadium thread.


Duncan Ferguson's management evolved primarily during his time at AFC Fylde, although the narrative is fictional and presented through forum posts. Here's a breakdown of his management evolution as depicted:


AFC Fylde (First Spell - National League)


  • Initial Appointment (November 2018): Ferguson was appointed manager of AFC Fylde. He attended a game before officially taking charge. He expressed excitement about developing the squad and finding a winning tactic. He emphasized hard work and no "hiding places" for the players.
  • Early Success and Developing Tactics: Ferguson started his managerial career at Fylde with a win against Chesterfield. Early results were positive, with three straight league wins and no goals conceded. He seemed to have influenced the attacking play, with fluidity in the final third. He instructed his full-backs to get forward more, which opened up their attacking football. He received the first manager of the month award.
  • Challenges and Frustration: Despite initial success, Fylde experienced their first defeat under Ferguson. He told midfielder Kaby he needed to work hard for a first-team spot. The team suffered further defeats in the FA Trophy and the league. Ferguson looked "very distressed on the touchline" during a poor performance. He publicly stated they were working hard to fix a bad run of form but felt they were the better team in recent games despite losses. Fans started to lose patience.
  • Perseverance and Tactical Adjustments: Ferguson emphasized training and tactical work to build on a win. He secured a good away point with a solid defensive display and improved attacking output in another game. He acknowledged it was a "big, big learning curve" and stressful, planning to discuss the season with the chairman.
  • Play-off Heartbreak (End of 2018/19 Season): Fylde reached the play-off final but lost, with Ferguson apologizing to the fans. His contract was up, and his future was uncertain, but he expressed his desire to continue in management.
  • Second Spell in Charge (Post-Relegation): Following relegation from League Two, Ferguson returned to manage Fylde.
  • Struggles in the National League (2025/26): Fylde faced a "crisis" and a poor run of form, exiting the FA Trophy in the first round. Ferguson met with the chairman to discuss the future. He admitted his team was on the worst run of form and was currently the worst team in the league, challenging players who didn't want to be there to leave.
  • Turnaround and Promotion (by 2028/29): Despite earlier struggles, Ferguson managed to lead Fylde to promotion to League One and then the Championship. He was named League One Manager of the Year.
  • Building a Team and Club Identity: Ferguson is described as having built not just a team but a "family" at Fylde, with players having a fantastic relationship with him. He is noted for his eye for the right kind of player and for working the players hard.

Rejection of Hartlepool United:


  • Ferguson rejected an approach from Hartlepool United, indicating he was happy at Fylde and had a job to do there.

Link to Leeds United:


  • After securing promotion to The Football League with Fylde (by 2022 according to one user's comment), Ferguson was rumoured to be a favorite for the managerless Leeds United job in The Championship. This suggests his success at Fylde had raised his profile.

Bolton Wanderers (Championship - 2023/24 season onwards):


  • By the 2023/24 season, Ferguson was the manager of Bolton Wanderers in the Championship. The team had a "god start" but then faced difficult results, with Ferguson acknowledging a heavy defeat and another poor result. He faced stress in a tough division with superior teams and the board failed to back him financially.

Overall Evolution:


The narrative portrays Ferguson starting with enthusiasm and early success at a lower league club, facing challenges and fan pressure, demonstrating resilience to achieve promotions, and eventually managing in the Championship. His approach seems to evolve from initial tactical implementations to building a strong team spirit and identity over several seasons. There's also a recurring theme of his perceived "hard man" reputation. Towards the later stages of his fictional management career, he appears to develop players over longer periods. The forum posts also weave in a bizarre subplot involving demonic presences and a "Kopite media" conspiracy, primarily through the user "zzr45," which is a humorous and fictional element of the thread and not a reflection of actual management evolution.
 
Duncan Ferguson's management evolved primarily during his time at AFC Fylde, although the narrative is fictional and presented through forum posts. Here's a breakdown of his management evolution as depicted:


AFC Fylde (First Spell - National League)


  • Initial Appointment (November 2018): Ferguson was appointed manager of AFC Fylde. He attended a game before officially taking charge. He expressed excitement about developing the squad and finding a winning tactic. He emphasized hard work and no "hiding places" for the players.
  • Early Success and Developing Tactics: Ferguson started his managerial career at Fylde with a win against Chesterfield. Early results were positive, with three straight league wins and no goals conceded. He seemed to have influenced the attacking play, with fluidity in the final third. He instructed his full-backs to get forward more, which opened up their attacking football. He received the first manager of the month award.
  • Challenges and Frustration: Despite initial success, Fylde experienced their first defeat under Ferguson. He told midfielder Kaby he needed to work hard for a first-team spot. The team suffered further defeats in the FA Trophy and the league. Ferguson looked "very distressed on the touchline" during a poor performance. He publicly stated they were working hard to fix a bad run of form but felt they were the better team in recent games despite losses. Fans started to lose patience.
  • Perseverance and Tactical Adjustments: Ferguson emphasized training and tactical work to build on a win. He secured a good away point with a solid defensive display and improved attacking output in another game. He acknowledged it was a "big, big learning curve" and stressful, planning to discuss the season with the chairman.
  • Play-off Heartbreak (End of 2018/19 Season): Fylde reached the play-off final but lost, with Ferguson apologizing to the fans. His contract was up, and his future was uncertain, but he expressed his desire to continue in management.
  • Second Spell in Charge (Post-Relegation): Following relegation from League Two, Ferguson returned to manage Fylde.
  • Struggles in the National League (2025/26): Fylde faced a "crisis" and a poor run of form, exiting the FA Trophy in the first round. Ferguson met with the chairman to discuss the future. He admitted his team was on the worst run of form and was currently the worst team in the league, challenging players who didn't want to be there to leave.
  • Turnaround and Promotion (by 2028/29): Despite earlier struggles, Ferguson managed to lead Fylde to promotion to League One and then the Championship. He was named League One Manager of the Year.
  • Building a Team and Club Identity: Ferguson is described as having built not just a team but a "family" at Fylde, with players having a fantastic relationship with him. He is noted for his eye for the right kind of player and for working the players hard.

Rejection of Hartlepool United:


  • Ferguson rejected an approach from Hartlepool United, indicating he was happy at Fylde and had a job to do there.

Link to Leeds United:


  • After securing promotion to The Football League with Fylde (by 2022 according to one user's comment), Ferguson was rumoured to be a favorite for the managerless Leeds United job in The Championship. This suggests his success at Fylde had raised his profile.

Bolton Wanderers (Championship - 2023/24 season onwards):


  • By the 2023/24 season, Ferguson was the manager of Bolton Wanderers in the Championship. The team had a "god start" but then faced difficult results, with Ferguson acknowledging a heavy defeat and another poor result. He faced stress in a tough division with superior teams and the board failed to back him financially.

Overall Evolution:


The narrative portrays Ferguson starting with enthusiasm and early success at a lower league club, facing challenges and fan pressure, demonstrating resilience to achieve promotions, and eventually managing in the Championship. His approach seems to evolve from initial tactical implementations to building a strong team spirit and identity over several seasons. There's also a recurring theme of his perceived "hard man" reputation. Towards the later stages of his fictional management career, he appears to develop players over longer periods. The forum posts also weave in a bizarre subplot involving demonic presences and a "Kopite media" conspiracy, primarily through the user "zzr45," which is a humorous and fictional element of the thread and not a reflection of actual management evolution.

Alexa, add to Wikipedia.
 
Duncan Ferguson's management evolved primarily during his time at AFC Fylde, although the narrative is fictional and presented through forum posts. Here's a breakdown of his management evolution as depicted:


AFC Fylde (First Spell - National League)


  • Initial Appointment (November 2018): Ferguson was appointed manager of AFC Fylde. He attended a game before officially taking charge. He expressed excitement about developing the squad and finding a winning tactic. He emphasized hard work and no "hiding places" for the players.
  • Early Success and Developing Tactics: Ferguson started his managerial career at Fylde with a win against Chesterfield. Early results were positive, with three straight league wins and no goals conceded. He seemed to have influenced the attacking play, with fluidity in the final third. He instructed his full-backs to get forward more, which opened up their attacking football. He received the first manager of the month award.
  • Challenges and Frustration: Despite initial success, Fylde experienced their first defeat under Ferguson. He told midfielder Kaby he needed to work hard for a first-team spot. The team suffered further defeats in the FA Trophy and the league. Ferguson looked "very distressed on the touchline" during a poor performance. He publicly stated they were working hard to fix a bad run of form but felt they were the better team in recent games despite losses. Fans started to lose patience.
  • Perseverance and Tactical Adjustments: Ferguson emphasized training and tactical work to build on a win. He secured a good away point with a solid defensive display and improved attacking output in another game. He acknowledged it was a "big, big learning curve" and stressful, planning to discuss the season with the chairman.
  • Play-off Heartbreak (End of 2018/19 Season): Fylde reached the play-off final but lost, with Ferguson apologizing to the fans. His contract was up, and his future was uncertain, but he expressed his desire to continue in management.
  • Second Spell in Charge (Post-Relegation): Following relegation from League Two, Ferguson returned to manage Fylde.
  • Struggles in the National League (2025/26): Fylde faced a "crisis" and a poor run of form, exiting the FA Trophy in the first round. Ferguson met with the chairman to discuss the future. He admitted his team was on the worst run of form and was currently the worst team in the league, challenging players who didn't want to be there to leave.
  • Turnaround and Promotion (by 2028/29): Despite earlier struggles, Ferguson managed to lead Fylde to promotion to League One and then the Championship. He was named League One Manager of the Year.
  • Building a Team and Club Identity: Ferguson is described as having built not just a team but a "family" at Fylde, with players having a fantastic relationship with him. He is noted for his eye for the right kind of player and for working the players hard.

Rejection of Hartlepool United:


  • Ferguson rejected an approach from Hartlepool United, indicating he was happy at Fylde and had a job to do there.

Link to Leeds United:


  • After securing promotion to The Football League with Fylde (by 2022 according to one user's comment), Ferguson was rumoured to be a favorite for the managerless Leeds United job in The Championship. This suggests his success at Fylde had raised his profile.

Bolton Wanderers (Championship - 2023/24 season onwards):


  • By the 2023/24 season, Ferguson was the manager of Bolton Wanderers in the Championship. The team had a "god start" but then faced difficult results, with Ferguson acknowledging a heavy defeat and another poor result. He faced stress in a tough division with superior teams and the board failed to back him financially.

Overall Evolution:


The narrative portrays Ferguson starting with enthusiasm and early success at a lower league club, facing challenges and fan pressure, demonstrating resilience to achieve promotions, and eventually managing in the Championship. His approach seems to evolve from initial tactical implementations to building a strong team spirit and identity over several seasons. There's also a recurring theme of his perceived "hard man" reputation. Towards the later stages of his fictional management career, he appears to develop players over longer periods. The forum posts also weave in a bizarre subplot involving demonic presences and a "Kopite media" conspiracy, primarily through the user "zzr45," which is a humorous and fictional element of the thread and not a reflection of actual management evolution.
I find this both shockingly outrageous yet also fairly accurate. Glad to see that rat of a chairman didn't get mentioned by name.
 


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