toffee82
Player Valuation: £25m
Subliminally you have done it.What on earth would you add to that hat trick?
Septic piercing in the bellend?
Butt plug stuck since Christmas eve and not budging?
I'm stoned. Can't think of any more.
Who's got kidney stones, Rockford files, been circumsised and could be mistaken for Tommy Gravesen?