You're lucky I only just found this, mate.
Just to sum up what you've done here:
You've come up with eight categories for forum awards, with a range of sixteen different names mentioned. I didn't get in the top three for any of them, not even your extra 'funny' ones. Someone other than me has then complained about not being listed, so you make up a new award so as to include him and put him second in that award's top three, behind yourself. You have then realised that maybe you've missed me out and put me in FOURTH PLACE FOR THE AWARD YOU MADE UP JUST TO INCLUDE PEOPLE. THERE WERE NO OTHER FOURTH PLACES MENTIONED AT ALL. I WAS THE ONLY PERSON FOR WHOM IT WAS DEEMED NECESSARY TO SAY WHO CAME FOURTH, PURELY SO THAT YOU DIDN'T LEAVE ME OUT.