Frank Lampard

[Death]

Can we change the thread title to Frang please?

Frang Lampoon even if preferable.

 

[Connor]

My late father was born on Scottie road mate a coal miner - no way am I a Tory - it's irrelevant what all our past managers political views were - I have supported EFC from birth mate .....ok

Do you identify as more of a UKIP man then Joe?

 

[GP_Monty]

Can't believe fans have been protesting to have this Tory biff installed as manager, seemingly on the basis that he told Klopp to f off once. Just the best times.

 

[MikeH72]

Pard Lamfrank

 

[blueconverse]

Frank Frank wherever you may be
You hate the poor you bad tory
It could be worse you could klopp
Touching players in their "no no" spots

 

[Joey66]

Do you identify as more of a UKIP man then Joe?

As a trade union member a socialist .....but that's got nothing to do with this thread - we have a political thread posters should use that not our new managers search ......

 

[Death]

We do know if they do hire Frang that this sets a new precedent? All sorts of shams are going to be writing requests on Goodison Park from here on in.

 

[Cels]

That’s a straw man mate. I’m dead real mate. Real Scousers understand this.

We could re-brand as 'The Tory Toffees'. I mean, we already wear blue, a Tory colour.

 

[Connor]

As a trade union member a socialist .....but that's got nothing to do with this thread - we have a political thread posters should use that not our new managers search ......

Seen your political forum posts, doubt that

 

[hallamblue]

FFS I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of English footballers and managers vote Tory. More people vote Tory than anything else. Who cares?I don't remember anyone asking about the voting record of any previous manager.

 

[Goat]

If Lampard can get Loftus-Cheek in on loan then that's a selling point for me

The fume from @MikelsGoat in particular will be great, especially when RLC starts performing and he has to still pretend he's rubbish when he secretly thinks he's playing really well

Ive seen him have about 2 good games his whole career.

And I never say people are rubbish when they aint Mikey, im not afraid of admitting im wrong, but ive not yet had to admit im wrong cos ive yet to be wrong.

Loftus-Cheek is horrifically bad.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

We are 4 places outside the relegation Zone beggars can't be choosers...

I’m beggared if Lampard or Pereira is any sort of choice.
It’s like a condemned man having to decide whether it is preferable to be hanged or garrotted.
It’s the illusion of choice.

 

[canuckblue]

I see Chico's on a fishing trip again.

 

[Connor]

If he’s installed tomorrow, we better have a new CM on Saturday

 

[nsno-chris]

Heard he wants to remove the Dixie Dean statue and replace it with one of Thatcher