Hi everyone, long time lurker who started an account as a Christmas treat. Lifelong Evertonian, despite being raised in west London thanks to my uncle who would take me our away games and, once I was old enough, a couple of trips a year to Goodison. I still have a soft spot for Wimbledon, the real Dons, not the Franchise in MK. I moved to the Czech Republic in 2012, where I live with my wife and two daughters in Pilsen, home of the greatest and cheapest lagers in the world. They don't show many of our games here, so expect to find me commenting late on matchday threads because of the crappy streams I use or complaining about commentators because I am happiest when complaining about stuff I can't control or change.