Funeral for a Toffee

[canuckblue]

I don’t want a song played at my funeral. Just everyone to boo. Maybe a couple of lighters thrown as well

Maybe Richarlison to toss a flare?

 

[Littlesue]

Pineapple shouldn’t be on anything!!

Cheese and pineapple sticks best buffet food ever!

 

[john jako]

We normally just boo.

It's what he would have wanted.

Hahahahaha fook sake gagagaha

 

[Dixieslaces]

@Erasureboy



Here you go mate. Like I say, if the service has a gap for entry or exit music, for every Evertonian, that is the perfect choice.

Lovely that. Very moving.

 

[RomanReigns]

For me the two quotes that I feel are synonymous with our club are “once Everton has touched you nothing will be the same” by Alan Ball and “One Evertonian is worth 20 Liverpudlians” by Brian Labone

 

[Tramps_mate]

If his family are blues too they might appreciate you finishing with..

'kopites are gobshites'

I'd be made up with that!

 

[devogue]

wheres the arteta money

 

[Bedfordblue]

Think this visiting Stoke fan perfectly sums up Bill’s famous phase “what would Everton do”

 

[Lobster Johnson]

Have the family lash a load of cushions at the coffin on the way out.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

We (or he) has had good times.
We (he) brought a knife to a gunfight.
His was not an expected loss.
Everton that. (It’s a dark humour self pity thing..)

This is exactly the kind of unexpected banter I would want

 

[summerisle]

Everybody stand up and leave after 27 minutes.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Everybody stand up and leave after 27 minutes.

Made me laugh out loud!
More like about 20% stand up to leave and everyone else has a go at them ?

 

[Johnnytotal]

Funeral cancelled not enough exits.

 

[GraemeS1980]

Have a look for a song called A Toffees Tale. Either that or throw blue flares at the coffin

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Rest in peace my blue brother.

Revelation 21:4
He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.


God bless.