McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
I lived in Hawaii for 3 years. The only place that sells 'Hawaiian Pizza's'? The tourist traps!!!!
The Hawaiians don't put pineapple on their pizza's. So stop calling it a Hawaiian Pizza. Lets just call it what it really is.
"I'll have a pile o'[Poor language removed] pizza please"
"Extra pineapple?"
"Thats the one "
Pile o [Poor language removed]??
Surely the ham is equalled and excentuated by the pineapple. Lovingly paired, the couple dancing on your tastebuds tempered with the saucy base and the crispy texture is a sensational experience.
I know your type. Meatlovers with extra salami.
A culinary travesty.