Gearing up for the Derby

[Cork Evertonian]

This brilliant Everton team will stuff this average Liverpool team at Klanfield next sunday.Ha ha ha you red shyte scum you are ****,we are great.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Brilliant that video, proper pumped now.

IT'S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO PLAY FOR.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I usually just masturbate every day until the game.

Sounds alright to me.

 

[thebluefox]

Yer yer its over 5 days away and know doubt there will be 100s of threads but you and I both know its all you will be thinking about this week in work or at home, Whether your sat on the bog or driving your car I guarantee at some point during the day your mind will switch to the Derby and your stomach will start doing back flips and going into knots

The nerves are taking hold already as we begin to dream of a Sharpy like winner in front of the deluded ones or the horror of enduring another night like last season

Lets not kid ourselves over this game, IT MATTERS, To us and to them no matter what they would have you think with there "Its your cup final" tosh, They want this as much as we do, They do not want to finish below plucky little Everton again,there season is hanging on this one game, They have nothing else, Beat them and we end there season in front of the country and confirm a power shift on Merseyside

Lets get rid of all the negativity straight away,We all know our record over there and we all know Moye's record in Derby's, But for one min lets believe we can stuff these in there own back yard, Lets believe we can turn up and play them of the park, Lets believe that Fellaini,Pienaar,Coleman,Baines,Jags,Gibson and Mirallas will put in performances we all know they are capable of and dominate the game

Lets hope this time next week we are on here typing away with massive grins and even bigger hangovers

WHATS ARE ****ING NAME

[video=youtube;YIOL7iIw55U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIOL7iIw55U[/video]

3 fe 50 del ?

 

[Del]

3 fe 50 del ?

Given me a bad name you Fox

 

[SuperTimCahill]

Love that video so much.

 

[SuperTimCahill]

One thing that is promising is that I've seen Everton in pubs four times and we've won them all (vs man city, blackpool, stoke and fulham). I'm seeing this one in a pub in Copenhagen. We'll smash them to keep my pub win run perfect.

 

[thebluefox]

Given me a bad name you Fox

all right lad 6 for a 1er

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I usually just masturbate every day until the game.

I do that whether we play them or not.

 

[Brownie]

I don't believe you believe anything positive about the derby at all Del, I think you think we'll lose.

COME ON EVERTON

 

[tommye]

Oh god.


I fookin hate it.



From the final whistle of the game before, until the final whistle of the actual game, I hate every minute.




PLEASE football gods,
PLEASE good luck charms,
PLEASE Everton,


let us be boss and tear those deluded 2hats a fookin mahoosive new one.

 

[Del]

I don't believe you believe anything positive about the derby at all Del, I think you think we'll lose.

COME ON EVERTON

*Thinks positive thoughts*

 

[Brownie]

*Thinks positive thoughts*

How are we going to score a goal mate? Can you see any of our players scoring a goal?

 

[tommye]

How are we going to score a goal mate? Can you see any of our players scoring a goal?

*crys

 

[edge]

How are we going to score a goal mate? Can you see any of our players scoring a goal?

that leaves us with an own goal that would be nice