Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
Well so they said publically anyway.
Our players dive, there's obviously room for it at Everton.
Problem is they're crap at it.
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Well so they said publically anyway.
Our players dive, there's obviously room for it at Everton.
Problem is they're crap at it.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Surely not?
Why not? What makes us special compared to every other team that dives and wins games by doing so?
Why would you not want the players to do everything possible to win a game?
Because 'We're Everton, we dont do that'
Let him dive but for gods sake get some practice in first. Del is actually worse than Osman at it and I thought that was impossible.
Barkley gets away with it a lot
Because we're Everton mate
Those who understand need no explanation
We're not Kopites. We want to see our team win fairly
mitchell1996
Player Valuation: £8m
personally i couldn't give a sh*te
I understand we've not won a trophy in 20 years.
Id celebrate a Deulofeu swan dive in the 90th minute to win a penalty as much as I would if he scored a screamer.
Couldn't care less if it was fair on the other team or not.
He's my favourite player for 20 years and I can't fully explain why. I suppose he's just dead exciting to watch, he has fans genuinely on the edge of his seat every time he gets the ball. And he gets off on Everton. Ace.
Chico, the last time we had a player as mercurial this was when Duncan McMagic was here.....albeit Del is a different class to Duncan.
People's hearts lift just a wee bit when his name is announced in the starting XI
Gerald's name should be the first name on the teamsheet every week IMO.
And I wish folks would get off his back about that "dive" on Sunday.
He was right to go down.....he was actually fouled just outside of the box and actually tried to stay on his feet for a second but he seemed to realise he wasn't getting the ball so down he goes, righteously looking for his free kick.
It was the ref who screwed up by not awarding a free kick for the foul.
I think what I'm trying to say mate is that I wish to have passionate sex with him.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I totally endorsed your previously described (on this page) sentiments toward Geri...until this one lol
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