Gets on me tits

[chicoazul]

The rules are simple, you choose the thing that winds you up more than anything else.

I'll go first: People who walk slow in front of you. I detest it and have came to blows about it*


* Im not proud of this.

 

[Dylan]

You should be, I [Poor language removed] hate that. Especially people who walk 4 abreast, slowly. Punch the fuckers in the back of the head!

 

[daz4matty]

When i,m out walking slow and people trying to get passed me

 

[Gazdalf]

When Old people stop dead straight in front of you and then blame you if you bump into them.

Old people that don't say thanks when you hold the door open for them and then go on to complain that there is no manners or respect left in the world.

All scooters that sound like hairdryers with the revs far too [Poor language removed] high

 

[atrottel]

Germans that drive extremely fast in a straight line and then slow down to 5km/h when there's a bend in the road. Don't big [Poor language removed]-off Mercedes have steering wheels and winter tires, then?

 

[micknick]

Ok this is a massive one for me. You go to ring your bank, credit card etc etc. And there is this long pause before being connected. You then connect and it is a foreigner with very poor english. They cant spell your name properly the whole converstaion is extremely hard work and you get off the phone in an absolute rage!

 

[heatmeiser]

Fern Cotton. *







* Although admittedly, I would.

 

[daz4matty]

Fern Cotton.








* Although admittedly, I would.

And her mum dot and yeah i would

 

[Gazdalf]

And her mum dot and yeah i would

Sick little puppy. You are only using Dot to get at Ethel and her Little Willy.

 

[chicoazul]

This thread is amusing me.

Continue.

 

[Dylan]

We are just your puppets oh great master, purely here for your amusement.

*Bows*

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Am I allowed to say ToffeeWeb?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Or indeed this snow?

 

[Dylan]

[Poor language removed]!

 

[chicoazul]

Tell us how to think, oh brave leader.

paints propaganda poster of Dylan*