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Gets on me tits

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When your at Liverpool Central and the Kirkby train is in.... and theres ****s on the escalators in front who wont move.

That is definitely my biggest bastarding thing ever.

You know were am coming from Ged. We've all been there.
 
people in supermarkets.

they always wander around dawdling like they are on their daddies yacht.

get a [Poor language removed] move you bunch of [Poor language removed]!
 
At the moment....

This stupid little year 7 in the next form room. Every time he sees me the following, or there abouts, occurs....

Year 7 - "You look like that bloke out of Heartbeat don't you"

Me - "Oh really, well that's nice"

Y7 - You do though don't you?"

Me - "I don't know, I don't watch Heartbeat"

Y7 - "Why not?"

Me - "Because I'm not a a middle aged woman, or a homosexual"

Y7 - "Oh right, you do look like hiom though don't you?"

Me - *mutters* "FFS!!!"

This has happened twice this week :lol:
 
Welton Toffee said:
At the moment....

This stupid little year 7 in the next form room. Every time he sees me the following, or there abouts, occurs....

Year 7 - "You look like that bloke out of Heartbeat don't you"

Me - "Oh really, well that's nice"

Y7 - You do though don't you?"

Me - "I don't know, I don't watch Heartbeat"

Y7 - "Why not?"

Me - "Because I'm not a a middle aged woman, or a homosexual"

Y7 - "Oh right, you do look like hiom though don't you?"

Me - *mutters* "FFS!!!"

This has happened twice this week :lol:
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He sounds like a comedy genius and should be cherished for his creativity.

Alternatively he could be a mental that needs locking up.

Or he might just really fancy you.
 

heatmeiser said:
He sounds like a comedy genius and should be cherished for his creativity.

Alternatively he could be a mental that needs locking up.

Or he might just really fancy you.
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You've covered all the options there mate, be interesting to see how this one develops. ;) :D

* hopefully he's just a comedy genius Dave. :P
 
Right I might be on my own here but picture the scene- you are in line at the supermarket to pay for your goods.

You have put your stuff on the conveyor belt and have moved all your stuff a safe distance away from the person in front.

The person in front is then desperate to get the the next customer thing you put in between their shopping and yours-
***slow motion*** nooooo waaayyyy, caanntt geeettt myyyy stttuuufff miiiixxxeeed in wiithhh youurrrrsss!!!
 

Gazdalf said:
When Old people stop dead straight in front of you and then blame you if you bump into them.

Old people that don't say thanks when you hold the door open for them and then go on to complain that there is no manners or respect left in the world.

All scooters that sound like hairdryers with the revs far too [Poor language removed] high
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Young people who always moan about the old
 
Telephone [Poor language removed] answering systems......................they drive me insane, press button for 5 more options followed by press button 386 to speak to a human being:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
 
I could go on forever but at the moment

people who get into your pictures
people who sniff [Poor language removed] loads
old people baring the obvious few.
 

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