Glasto 2023

[Nymzee]

Well this lad is ruining it

 

[peteblue]

If my Mother walked in Sainsbury's like that I would disown her

You’re just jealous, Debbie is still gorgeous…..

 

[Jimishorts]

Think that black lad is gay yano

Good feet for a big lad.

 

[PhilM]

Sausage fingered pub singer.

 

[Nymzee]

Lot of sweaty vag's on shoulders there

 

[Mozza1987]

Class that

 

[PhilM]

Lot of sweaty vag's on shoulders there

As long as they've wiped themselves down with a baby wipe, it's all gravy baby.

 

[Barnfred 55]

having to explain to the wife of 13 years why I know most of Elton’s lyrics.

Couple that with being in the navy for 14 years and spending hours speaking to random men about fridges on the internet I think we are going to get a divorce.

You can always go back to the navy JJ. Keep that pink blazer handy.

 

[YoboCopter]

was gunna say why does elton walk like hes been bummed, but makes sense

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Sad songs

 

[Bristol Blue]

Think Elton’s nappy needs changing… walking a bit funny there

 

[Littlesue]

One of the few highlights of being 4ft 10 was at gigs and festivals blokes would always offer to let me sit on their shoulders, obviously this was 30 years + back, they wouldn't offer now because of the stale stench of leaked p**s between their ears.

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[john jako]

Good feet for a big lad.

Kopite Kev probably ringing him tomorrow seeing if he wants a trial

 

[YoboCopter]

One of the few highlights of being 4ft 10 was at gigs and festivals blokes would always offer to let me sit on their shoulders, obviously this was 30 years + back, they wouldn't offer now because of the stale stench of leaked p**s between their ears.

Partial to abit of watersports just incase we ever went a concert together