Good touch for a big man....

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

they also say did well for a little'un. my p.e. teacher mentioned it in my report in all but my last year, "despite his lack of height" etc etc, i told his "pet" that my 'arl fella was gonna blow his stack at the parents evening if he put it for the 5th year, he didnt and was all creepy and glowing in his praise. i studded him in games as well playing rugby, he told me i was a dirty [Poor language removed] to which i said "no sir, i'm a dirty little [Poor language removed]" he had more worries than my studs as every [Poor language removed] had a bone to pick, good job he was only reffing i tell ya he was getting trampled by scrums and everything, 2 teams both after the ref
best games lesson ever apart from the return of the lads/girls hockey match when a certain hooker instigated a scrum/orgy where even the full backs seemed to get a handfull

 

[Slight_Return]

best games lesson ever apart from the return of the lads/girls hockey match when a certain hooker instigated a scrum/orgy where even the full backs seemed to get a handfull

started out young at your school then.

 

[TX Bill]

Heurelho Gomes has good touch for a big man.

 

[Whitebootman]

Good touch for a big man is bad, but what about,

Hit it with his favourite right(left) foot.

Covered every blade of grass.

Drives me potty every time I hear this crap, honestly I'm sick as a parrot.

 

[bobbyrob]

AAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHH!!

I [Poor language removed] hate this saying. What the [Poor language removed] is that all about. Why not, good touch for a small man, or fat man, or ginger man...

It seems all big men have a good touch, so why [Poor language removed] say it!!

[Poor language removed] pisses me off, fumin here lids......

Can anyone give any reason to this Verble [Poor language removed]..??

Mate is this all you have to worry about think more on the lines of nice arse for a fat bird or big camel toe for a little bird

 

[Whitebootman]

Mate is this all you have to worry about think more on the lines of nice arse for a fat bird or big camel toe for a little bird

Or, you don't sweat much for a fat bird. Always goes down well.

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

I think it's the speed in which the message can get from the brain to the foot & back. Surely it takes twice as long for a message to get from an 8 foot persons brain to his foot & back than it would do if he was 4 foot. If you're trying to react to a ball fired in through a load of legs, your reaction time is vital so if you're massive & still have the reactions of a midget it's a good feature

There are expressions that annoy me far more than that does

 

[coyney]

they also say did well for a little'un. my p.e. teacher mentioned it in my report in all but my last year, "despite his lack of height" etc etc, i told his "pet" that my 'arl fella was gonna blow his stack at the parents evening if he put it for the 5th year, he didnt and was all creepy and glowing in his praise. i studded him in games as well playing rugby, he told me i was a dirty [Poor language removed] to which i said "no sir, i'm a dirty little [Poor language removed]" he had more worries than my studs as every [Poor language removed] had a bone to pick, good job he was only reffing i tell ya he was getting trampled by scrums and everything, 2 teams both after the ref
best games lesson ever apart from the return of the lads/girls hockey match when a certain hooker instigated a scrum/orgy where even the full backs seemed to get a handfull

We had a little gym teacher and he had everyone doing flying angels of the trampoline over the horse and he would catch them when it was my turn I told him he was not big enough but the idiot made me do it as I was shooting through the air he caught me but I just carried on with him getting a lift we ended up in a heap on the floor and I got sent to the headmaster because I punched him,I explained it to our head who was sympathetic but still insisted I was given 6 strokes of the Caine in front of the school the bast*** its funny now but at the time I was angry.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

We had a little gym teacher and he had everyone doing flying angels of the trampoline over the horse and he would catch them when it was my turn I told him he was not big enough but the idiot made me do it as I was shooting through the air he caught me but I just carried on with him getting a lift we ended up in a heap on the floor and I got sent to the headmaster because I punched him,I explained it to our head who was sympathetic but still insisted I was given 6 strokes of the Caine in front of the school the bast*** its funny now but at the time I was angry.

michael or bitter ?