GOT football knowledge

[Connor]

Not many know a thing about it

Thats just the game, innit

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The thing about football chat, and this is very important, is that no one actually has a clue what they’re talking about. Football chat was invented for socially awkward men to bond at house parties so they don’t have to talk about the job they hate/family that hate them/ crappy car that they drive/ property prices.

The people that indulge in football chat have absolutely no interest in football.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

@Mathieubleucoyb @ForeverBlue92 trust

@MikeH72 @davek distrust

Any contributer who claimed a certain tory shyster was "one of us" or "got us" should instantly be recognised as a head the ball.

 

[Connor]

@Goat knows his midfielders
@Brownie knows the MAGIC
@davek knows everything

That's it

 

[john jako]

This is the type of stuff we don’t see anymore. Proper insight from lunatics. These posters we don’t deserved anymore as they are chased from the forum by wolves.

Post in thread 'Romelu Lukaku'
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/romelu-lukaku.98175/post-7079502

 

[Nymzee]

The thing about football chat, and this is very important, is that no one actually has a clue what they’re talking about. Football chat was invented for socially awkward men to bond at house parties so they don’t have to talk about the job they hate/family that hate them/ crappy car that they drive/ property prices.

The people that indulge in football chat have absolutely no interest in football.

Stick yourself in a Viennese coffee shop 100 years ago and some loon would be talking xG before it was even a thing.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Any contributer who claimed a certain tory shyster was "one of us" or "got us" should instantly be recognised as a head the ball.

Sí, señor. Recuerdo que llamaste al gordo un ganador nato. Hijo de puta!

 

[chrismpw]

@Eggs

Well, and me obviously, but I don't share my thoughts any more as I don't see much football since sky robbed it and I gave up on motd when it became mostly chatter.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

This is the type of stuff we don’t see anymore. Proper insight from lunatics. These posters we don’t deserved anymore as they are chased from the forum by wolves.

Post in thread 'Romelu Lukaku'
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/romelu-lukaku.98175/post-7079502

I'd hazard a guess that his calorie requirement to cover training and his size would be 3000 calories a day.

 

[john jako]

@Eggs

Well, and me obviously, but I don't share my thoughts any more as I don't see much football since sky robbed it and I gave up on motd when it became mostly chatter.

Well said mate. We can’t speak about football anymore though according to @JimmyJeffers

 

[Nymzee]

This is the type of stuff we don’t see anymore. Proper insight from lunatics. These posters we don’t deserved anymore as they are chased from the forum by wolves.

Post in thread 'Romelu Lukaku'
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/romelu-lukaku.98175/post-7079502

Frang on that page. Legend.

 

[coollino]

I'd like to put my name in the ring, I was a key player in both relegation threads and correctly predicted Everton would stay up both times and I understood why Leeds losing wasn't beneficial to Leeds

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

@Eggs

Well, and me obviously, but I don't share my thoughts any more as I don't see much football since sky robbed it and I gave up on motd when it became mostly chatter.

You should. Preferably on the women's game. For comic irony purposes.

 

[MikeH72]

Any contributer who claimed a certain tory shyster was "one of us" or "got us" should instantly be recognised as a head the ball.

Same can go for anyone that idolised (actually still does idolise) the big fat kopite beluga that was trying to end the club

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Well said mate. We can’t speak about football anymore though according to @JimmyJeffers

You can speak about it of course. It just means you hate yourself.