I'd have a pint with you @tommye . . . but I'll pass on the food mate.I'd sooner remove my penis with a spoon, chop it finely with some garlic and spring onion and fry it gently until thoroughly cooked before serving on a bed of freshly picked greens.
Nom, nom, nom.
Anybody care to join me?
I mean I er, I just ate, I'm full, couldn't eat another thing mate. Oh and I just remembered, I'm vegan too, honest.