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[Nymzee]

Different Rob.

Post in thread 'Caught cheating stories' https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/caught-cheating-stories.112531/post-8717652

Well, one assumes so.

The story you retold in that thread always cracked me up.

Mate on the sofa, new fella in the house.

Comes down for his breakfast "alright Dave, scooch over, SoccerAM is on".

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Different Rob.

Post in thread 'Caught cheating stories' https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/caught-cheating-stories.112531/post-8717652

Well, one assumes so.

Let's just say poop hit the fan big time

 

[trueblue84]

Anything written by bigbadmeff, but this one in particular

Thread 'Are we sure Richard Hawkins is dead?'

March 14, 2018

Has anyone tried switching him of, then back on again,

Or tried throwing sawdust at him? One NEVER knows.



Maybe should be in the dead thread, but as there are switches & sawdust involved I thought I would open it to GOT members.

• bigbadjeff
• Replies: 63
• Forum: The Ale House

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[trueblue84]

bigbadmeff's final words

mick Jaggers son by a coloured lady was in London for a concert at Wembley. He was going down Croydon high street and found he was short of money. He went into a pawn brokers and tried to pawn his cuff links, he was talking to a lady called Patricia Whack. She called the manager and told him what had occurred. The owner turned round and said
“ It’s a nick knack Patty Whack, leave the wig alone, his old man’s a rolling stone “

Should have been wog, but may upset some.

Some people on here are easily offended. Do they live in the real world ? It’s nice & fluffy but gritty & near the knuckle. Who did it offend? Grow up ? Grow a pair, or you a slave to political correctness ?

 

[Bryan+]

bigbadmeff's final words

Unbelievable Jeff

 

[Bryan+]

Different Rob.

Post in thread 'Caught cheating stories' https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/caught-cheating-stories.112531/post-8717652

Well, one assumes so.

Some heavy reading, that. Glad I’m single.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

bigbadmeff's final words

It was the worst joke ever and autocorrect even tried to help him but ooooh no.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The story you retold in that thread always cracked me up.

Mate on the sofa, new fella in the house.

Comes down for his breakfast "alright Dave, scooch over, SoccerAM is on".

Straight up 'kin madness all that.

Fella had to go through the courts to get access to his daughter from the relationship. Apparently some of that was used as his case against the mother.

Imagine being the legal or the judge and keeping a straight face.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Different Rob.

Post in thread 'Caught cheating stories' https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/caught-cheating-stories.112531/post-8717652

Well, one assumes so.

There is some similarities between posters. The casual anecdotal lies. Like telling your parents your playing cards when in fact you are romping with a hot Scandinavian.

 

[Tommy Chong]

bigbadmeff's final words

He was definitely a special case.

 

[Nymzee]

Straight up 'kin madness all that.

Fella had to go through the courts to get access to his daughter from the relationship. Apparently some of that was used as his case against the mother.

Imagine being the legal or the judge and keeping a straight face.

Just can't respect a bloke sleeping on the sofa and putting up with that.

 

[Eggs]

…the Benitez 8.

 

[JelavicBrate2]

Tosuns firm had loads of people signup talking him up before we signed him. Only received a delete request from one of them the other day.

Where they his family members?

 

[larbert toffee]

It was the worst joke ever and autocorrect even tried to help him but ooooh no.

He was big, he was Jeff, he was bad.
The clues were all there.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

That time someone made a LGBTQ thread in the ale house was pretty wild.