GrandOldTeamTV (forum special)

[Ashtonian]

Destroyed in seconds.

@bizzaro picks an argument with @mikewex

Thought you were exiled mate?

Welcome back!

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Thought you were exiled mate?

Welcome back!

Ta very much....Didn't know I'd been away!

 

[caught]

Don't give up the day job mate. Comedy, ain't your thing.

Aw, mate, I would never joke about TV proposals. These were all 100% serious. Actually, I have several specifically for you:

@bizzaro in 8 out of 10 Matts does The Price is Right: our lovable earthquake expert hosts a live phone in where GOT members guess how many multis he has used and how much money he's donated to escape another banning.

@bizzaro in Some Like it GOT: our esteemed authority on the late work of Schopenhauer drags up as Marilyn Monroe and performs extensive online searches for potential cyber threats to the forum, Googling such things as "why did you hack the Everton forum?" and "places where hackers boast about hacking the Everton forum".

@bizzaro in Whose Slime is it Anyway?: our resident sommelier and general good taste aficionado enters the homes of GOT staff members (uninvited) and proceeds to lick their filthy shower trays clean in order to determine which authority figure's dwelling he is in. Being able to deconstruct the chemical complexities of all bathroom products with only his tongue, our hero never fails to deduce correctly.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Loving the idea of this new GrandOldTeamTV. I particularly like the mention of forum posts and posters.
Could be some great spin offs from this.
How about -
@Dario Terracotta & @Joey66 presenting 'All our yesterdays' ?
@Boss_Blue with 'Shed and buried' ?
'An audience with @The Esk' ?
@chicoazul & @MoutsGoat in a Mrs. Merton style 'Let's have a heated debate' ?
@Groucho in 'Facthunters'

I'm sure there are some that you would like to see ? Name them !

This entire thing has made me question my existence on this forum, i am very dissapointed a huge wool has been hoisted to the forefront of the Forum.

 

[Goat]

This entire thing has made me question my existence on this forum, i am very dissapointed a huge wool has been hoisted to the forefront of the Forum.

My name has always rang out Bry, dont feel bad.

 

[kithnou]

@Ashtonian - Statutory Vape - and hourly show between 3am-4am every evening , where Ash vapes himself senseless and talks about the surprising positives of Hitler while his family cry in the background.

@davek - Oh No It Isn't - beloved wind-up merchant Day Vek spends thirty minutes every Tuesday and Thursday denying scientifically proven facts - evolution, the shape of the earth, etc. - in amusingly frustrating ways to an audience of teenagers. @bizzaro makes the occasional special guest appearance dancing in the background.

@Sapie88 and @Boss_Blue - Put Your Money Shot Where Your Mouth Is - the flirting is over every Saturday night from 11pm, as Sappie and Boss engage in unprotected penetrative sex without the aid of lubricant. Not for the faint-hearted. @Bungle juggles in the background.

@MoutsGoat - The Great Human Struggle - One goat, trying to get up off the couch. 40 episodes. Impossible to see what's happening in the background.

@peteblue - The Long Road Home - Lovable drunk Pete wakes up in a different place every morning. Will he find his way back to his cardboard box before the wolves come out to play? Tune in Wednesdays at 8pm to find out.

 

[Efcjake]

Aw, mate, I would never joke about TV proposals. These were all 100% serious. Actually, I have several specifically for you:

@bizzaro in 8 out of 10 Matts does The Price is Right: our lovable earthquake expert hosts a live phone in where GOT members guess how many multis he has used and how much money he's donated to escape another banning.

@bizzaro in Some Like it GOT: our esteemed authority on the late work of Schopenhauer drags up as Marilyn Monroe and performs extensive online searches for potential cyber threats to the forum, Googling such things as "why did you hack the Everton forum?" and "places where hackers boast about hacking the Everton forum".

@bizzaro in Whose Slime is it Anyway?: our resident sommelier and general good taste aficionado enters the homes of GOT staff members (uninvited) and proceeds to lick their filthy shower trays clean in order to determine which authority figure's dwelling he is in. Being able to deconstruct the chemical complexities of all bathroom products with only his tongue, our hero never fails to deduce correctly.

*waits.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Was going to suggest a programme in which people simply correct bizzaro's bad posts, but there are only 24 hours in a day and that might get boring.

 

[Eggs]

...Helicopter Heroes with that pilot bloke.