Great Quotes

[Rita_Poon]

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[tommye]

What the f*** was that bang?

The Mayor of Hiroshima

 

[Rita_Poon]

What the f*** was that bang?

The Mayor of Hiroshima

Take it Mr Chong...

 

[tommye]

Has he got a gun?


John Lennon

 

[Tommy Chong]

 

[trueblue84]

"The Pope can call one at any time during the season".

 

[Tommy Chong]

"The Pope can call one at any time during the season".

You mean a Ramadan?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

"Not bothered" (@Damo_1878, 2024)

 

[Tommy Chong]

A helpful one:

 

[Tipp blue]

 

[chrismpw]

I prefer "you didn't close the quotation properly."

Dang!

 

[SerenityNigh]

I might have written this to a Spurs-supporting friend in response to him asking my thoughts on Dyche and whether or not he needs replacing.

"Being an Everton fan is like being one of the original 82nd Airborne guys in mid-series Band of Brothers. We’ve heard gunfire before and we’ll hear it again. Nobody is jumping at the sound of a rifle crack."

 

[kev]

"Once you're dead you're dead for life"

"See a pin and pick it up and all day long you'll have a pin"

"A friend in need is a pain in the ass"

 

[Tommy Chong]

'A penis sucked is a penis earned...' - Benjamin Franklin

 

[Leylo]

Fxck off McMahon