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Now that IS a claim to fame!!! ???Did I ever tell you the time I nutmegged Andy King mate?The high point in an ahem "stellar career" in the Southport and District League.lollollol
He was out of contract julyish 1984,running along the marine drive keeping himself fit, we were training for the season, it was a hot one only nine of us had turned up,Kingy stopped his run to watch us, one of the lads shouted to him if he wanted to even the numbers up, he came down, took me about two seconds to realise it was him, he was on the opposing five to me, christ he left us standing bless him, his one touch stuff was off the radar, unreal,anyhow,my moment arrived when a ball hit the boards at our end facing our goal I spun around and in the blink of an eye pushed it through Kingys legs and around him and away(he had been running prior to playing with us so was probably knackeredlol),he actually came for a "refresher" afterwards with us when I apologised for my "actions",he told me, his words "no worries, you done me like a kipper"lol,my only regret is it wasn't a kopite,fancy doing that to one of my big heroes eh?doh!!!What a guy, what a player,Kingy not me of courselolNow that IS a claim to fame!!! ???
Brilliant!!!! What a memory!!He was out of contract julyish 1984,running along the marine drive keeping himself fit, we were training for the season, it was a hot one only nine of us had turned up,Kingy stopped his run to watch us, one of the lads shouted to him if he wanted to even the numbers up, he came down, took me about two seconds to realise it was him, he was on the opposing five to me, christ he left us standing bless him, his one touch stuff was off the radar, unreal,anyhow,my moment arrived when a ball hit the boards at our end facing our goal I spun around and in the blink of an eye pushed it through Kingys legs and around him and away(he had been running prior to playing with us so was probably knackeredlol),he actually came for a "refresher" afterwards with us when I apologised for my "actions",he told me, his words "no worries, you done me like a kipper"lol,my only regret is it wasn't a kopite,fancy doing that to one of my big heroes eh?doh!!!What a guy, what a player,Kingy not me of courselol
Everton are crap, so are you you tiny-cocked kopite infiltrator!Thank your good engagement in this thread. Can I ask you to continue the spirit of this community in all other threads by making ludicrous shouts that often attacking Evertonians and/or the club. If you can somehow poke at the insecure masculinity of the most joyless in these threads I’ll award bonus points.
10 points for accuracy sir.Everton are crap, so are you you tiny-cocked kopite infiltrator!
do i win a bonus point?
Brilliant!!!! What a memory!!
I stood next to him once in the bogs at QPR away once!!! Not quite the same is it???!!!
Well apparently Kingy regaled the tale many a time mate??Brilliant!!!! What a memory!!
I stood next to him once in the bogs at QPR away once!!! Not quite the same is it???!!!
Chapter 3 of Kings autobiography - "The day I peed with @allezlesbleus" lolWell apparently Kingy regaled the tale many a time mate??