DanEFC92
Player Valuation: £90m
That's a challenging wank
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Looks like Sean Bean
Don't worry mate Everton will soon be back to get you aroused again.England's players have perfected the art of playing the most boring football imaginable, even when winning. This is absolutely stultifying.
Thank God that the Autumn series of Rugby Union has been on over the last three weeks - vastly more watchable and exciting.
Moore is shocking
Get onto Colombo over hereLooks like Sean Bean
I've actually come to the conclusion that I love Everton but I don't like football.Don't worry mate Everton will soon be back to get you aroused again.
Remember when people were bigging him up last week? Might do a bit of vault laughing later.
For folk on this site?That's a challenging wank
Scotland are a better side than this Wales team.
I've actually come to the conclusion that I love Everton but I don't like football.