Group F: Turkey, Georgia, Portugal, Czech Republic

[St Domingos]

Here’s an important question…Scotland has Scotch. Ireland has Irish whiskey. Why doesn’t England have good booze?

why mess around with trying to make all that good gear ? We just nick it.

 

[St Domingos]

Here’s an important question…Scotland has Scotch. Ireland has Irish whiskey. Why doesn’t England have good booze?

nice chatting Carolina, hitting the sack now to the sounds of golbridge moaning that we should sell Branners for a bottle of wild turkey and 2 hours with Molly the hooker

 

[The Celtic View]

Sadly the farmers conceded 7 rather than 1 and that’s why they finished bottom of the group and England won the group. Football maths.

Congratulations on your 'We're better than the farmers' trophy.

You must be so proud.

 

[The Celtic View]

The Scots have been absolutely cooked in this thread, and their only comeback is "we'll laugh at England when they eventually get knocked out and finish further ahead in the competition".

In fairness, it can be pretty hard to make a comeback to someone who refuses point blank to say what country he's from, and when asked comes out with hysterical Scheidt about it being creepy to even dare ask.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

In fairness, it can be pretty hard to make a comeback to someone who refuses point blank to say what country he's from, and when asked comes out with hysterical Scheidt about it being creepy to even dare ask.

You're honestly following me and Mike around this forum like a bad smell, take a break, accept that Scotland are the worst nation to ever qualify for the Euros.

 

[The Celtic View]

You're honestly following me and Mike around this forum like a bad smell, take a break, accept that Scotland are the worst nation to ever qualify for the Euros.

Can you actually read the Scheidt you're posting? If you give it out, you should expect to take a bit back.

For all his faults, at least Mike doesn't come across as a petulant princess who thinks people shouldn't be allowed to respond to him on a football forum.

 

[The Celtic View]

Oh it is. I could go on a day trip to Amsterdam tomorrow for about £40 and fly back the same day. For just an extra 4 hours on the plane you can go to Texas and enjoy some racism and rampant gun violence.

Fleck sake, Mike!

You're bad enough sober, without getting wired into the space cakes!

 

[Papa Shango]

I don't really care about Scotland but can we stop crapping on Georgia's proud footballing history?

 

[MikeH72]

I don't really care about Scotland but can we stop crapping on Georgia's proud footballing history?

Who is crapping on them? They’ve just progressed from the group stages for the first time in their history, that is being celebrated on here

 

[Papa Shango]

Who is crapping on them? They’ve just progressed from the group stages for the first time in their history, that is being celebrated on here

Three Georgian players have won the Euros. They have always produced good players and have a fairly strong footballing tradition, one of their clubs has even won a European club trophy in my lifetime which can't be said for Scotland.

Scotland are more akin to San Marino, Gibraltar, Sealand...

 

[Papa Shango]

Here’s an important question…Scotland has Scotch. Ireland has Irish whiskey. Why doesn’t England have good booze?

Someone has obviously never enjoyed a lukewarm can of Carling on a hot summers day.

 

[MikeH72]

Three Georgian players have won the Euros. They have always produced good players and have a fairly strong footballing tradition, one of their clubs has even won a European club trophy in my lifetime which can't be said for Scotland.

Scotland are more akin to San Marino, Gibraltar, Sealand...

Fairs.

 

[The Celtic View]

Three Georgian players have won the Euros. They have always produced good players and have a fairly strong footballing tradition, one of their clubs has even won a European club trophy in my lifetime which can't be said for Scotland.

Scotland are more akin to San Marino, Gibraltar, Sealand...

England have won 1 (that's ONE) trophy in its entire history.

That trophy was won in a competition in which every game was played at their home stadium, and in the final neither of the two goals that separated the sides should have been allowed.

I'm guessing the referee, and ,linesman, enjoyed a coke and hookers fuelled evening that night, and went home with a large bag of cash into the bargain.

England fans, despite losing almost every single time when it gets to the business end of big competitions, they talk like they're Germany, Italy, or Brazil, instead of a team that got incredibly lucky one time, ever.

 

[Drico]

I'm reminded of one of the all-time great co-commentary lines from Ally McCoist at the last World Cup final:

"Mbappe is the first player to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final when every one was over the line!"

 

[MikeH72]

England have won 1 (that's ONE) trophy in its entire history.

That trophy was won in a competition in which every game was played at their home stadium, and in the final neither of the two goals that separated the sides should have been allowed.

I'm guessing the referee, and ,linesman, enjoyed a coke and hookers fuelled evening that night, and went home with a large bag of cash into the bargain.

England fans, despite losing almost every single time when it gets to the business end of big competitions, they talk like they're Germany, Italy, or Brazil, instead of a team that got incredibly lucky one time, ever.

Callum McGregor is a League 1 Sean Longstaff.