Grow our commercial sales - Ideas how

[Death]

Incel Salmon Butties

Yuuuummmmmmm.

 

[Simon Buttle]

So why does second coming hate women?

I have no idea mate, i just know a few folk keep calling him a incel that's all

 

[Death]

I have no idea mate, i just know a few folk keep calling him a incel that's all

I have read up on it. Its a moniker of pride and a very expansive subgroup. Way to turn it around.

I for one am happy for The Second Coming has found something to belong to.

 

[thirdmantackle]

Can we just get the Everton shirt stocked in shops in Ireland or at least a website based in Ireland?

 

[blueconverse]

How about streaming games you are filming?Crazy thought.

 

[Death]

I'm Not Coming

#incels

 

[The binman chronicles]

Appeal to a younger audience. . .

 

[Azza]

The Everton School of Driving

Expert driving lessons teaching you how to get from the pub to home provided by former Everton stars Wayne Rooney, Duncan Ferguson, Steven Pienaar, Francis Jeffers and in limited availability due to popular demand Darron Gibson.

 

[Bigduke1234]

We need to grow our commercial sales to enable us to spend more to get by the FFP rules.

What ideas would you suggest for this to happen?? We need to make us a global brand and target growing markets to provide more income to the coffers.

My suggestion will be met with anger but we need to accept change as we will be moving to a new stadium so lets embrace change for the greater good.

Change our entrance music from Z cars to Baby Shark.

The most watched video on Youtube as our entrance music with the fans and players doing the shark dance. It will be a hit on social media and create younger fans to support us.

Would be a big seller if we have Baby shark on the players shirts.

50 quid to punch Benitez. Whilst I am it, make a square 100 so I can punch brands too

 

[AdamEFC]

Start taxing other clubs for their ill gotten gains.

I’d recommend employing Stephen French. The devil would be like a Jack Russel snapping at the heels of a Rottweiler going after the likes of City and Chelsea.

 

[tommye]

A naked calender of the players

 

[tommye]

50 quid to punch Benitez

 

[Dublin blue 75]

White hankies to be sold - could also double as a mask - to all attendees at Goodison from mid August. Given how the pre-season is shaping up, their being waved la liga style by the end of August looks a possibility.
Speaking of which, hope they are in high demand at the bernabeau.