Guess who locked himself out of his car

[HalewoodBlue]

ok heres a freebie for you all.
if you lock your keys in your car, ring home and get your mrs to hold the key next to the phone and press the unlock button whilst you hold the phone next to the car. with some cars the doors will unlock. on this theory you should be able to "record" your key with your phone and just play it to unlock the car
*dont set it as your ringtone as.....well its obvious really isn't it.

Behave!

 

[GrandOldTeam]

ok heres a freebie for you all.
if you lock your keys in your car, ring home and get your mrs to hold the key next to the phone and press the unlock button whilst you hold the phone next to the car. with some cars the doors will unlock. on this theory you should be able to "record" your key with your phone and just play it to unlock the car
*dont set it as your ringtone as.....well its obvious really isn't it.

I'm not having that!

PM's reidy

 

[coyney]

if you lose keys or have them stolen then usually your contents insurance will cover it, you can usually get a quote and they then authorise it and cough up, it's cheaper for them to replace the locks than if someone was in your gaff for a couple of minutes.
never had a wallet, for that exact reason roy, too many things in 1 thing that if lost are a 'mare to sort out, and theres always a card you've forgot about....as well as any cash. and someone renting gayporn with your blockbuster card.

That last bit was to fool your wife ,come on admit it

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i didnt till a mates dad rang me last week and not wanting to go and do a freebie i told him to try it and it worked, failing that i told him to get his wife to drive down with the key as i was yonks away.

 

[coyney]

i didnt till a mates dad rang me last week and not wanting to go and do a freebie i told him to try it and it worked, failing that i told him to get his wife to drive down with the key as i was yonks away.

Its a pain when people know what you do mate all Our neighbours know both my wife and I are nurses so every time they feel ill its ours they knock at ,the old lady over the road phoned at 3am last week to tell me she was having trouble going to the toilet she ended up sending her husband over for some senna.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Its a pain when people know what you do mate all Our neighbours know both my wife and I are nurses so every time they feel ill its ours they knock at ,the old lady over the road phoned at 3am last week to tell me she was having trouble going to the toilet she ended up sending her husband over for some senna.

*remembers to PM coyney when he has a question with regards to health!*

 

[coyney]

*remembers to PM coyney when he has a question with regards to health!*

Im that good at it look at the state of my health

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Its a pain when people know what you do mate all Our neighbours know both my wife and I are nurses so every time they feel ill its ours they knock at ,the old lady over the road phoned at 3am last week to tell me she was having trouble going to the toilet she ended up sending her husband over for some senna.

shouldve told her to stick her fingers up her arse, mind you she may have asked for a hand.

this is dannys car by the way folks
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