Mikeh hates facts
It’s Mike H.
I can’t hate facts that much seeing as I’m reeling them off in here mush.
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Mikeh hates facts
...I like this fella, but I think it was the City game where we looked reasonably balanced and busy when he was left out. Sometimes a manager stumbles on a selection that works because the players compliment each other. I suppose the downside of that game was the lack of creativity and chances, but perhaps the formation is worth another go.
K mikehIt’s Mike H.
I can’t hate facts that much seeing as I’m reeling them off in here mush.
He's not a bad player. However, he requires a very, very specific set up to work. We do not have that setup at Everton. So he's a bad player for Everton.
It would take too much money and time to get that set up together at Everton. He has never proven his quality at the top level to justify even trying, and added to that he's 30 next season.
In any other system, he's a liability rather than an asset. He's not good enough to play for a top six side, and he's too expensive for sides below us or for most clubs abroad who would possibly be interested in him.
Therefore, to summarise, here's all of the outcomes below:
The only solution at this point is to take the massive loss on him and then actually build the side with a plan from the outset in the summer, preferably with a new manager.
- He was a bad signing, because he wasn't bought for any kind of plan - he was bought because stats said so without any context for how those stats actually came about. It was an elaborate panic buy to cover for losing Barkley.
- We can't build a side around him as it's not viable.
- We can't shift him on without a massive loss.
The other possible solution is to have him as a 'super sub' hoping for a screamer in the last 20 minutes to get us in a game, but for the wages he's on and, yes, the transfer fee he commanded, that simply isn't going to happen.
But spreadsheets say he’s boss and we’d be relegated without his 4 consolation goals.
SIX one on ones? I’m going to have to take your word for that because I don’t remember them. Also can’t remember the “multiple” free headers, remember Keane having one saved at the Emirates from his free kick and Richarlison against Newcastle (I think?).
I’ll be honest, I’m struggling to see what he contributes that is worth slowing down and destroying our entire attack by having him in the side, which is what happens.
Scored a quarter of Evertons goals this season, but he's damaging to the bigger picture.
Just like Lukaku was, right?...
Honestly...
Scored a quarter of Evertons goals this season, but he's damaging to the bigger picture.
Just like Lukaku was, right?...
Honestly...
The players that have come in for most stick recently are Gylfi and Richarlison, who have over half of our goals between them.
Not saying either are playing well atm - they aren't - but it's not helped that they have to play because none of the others offer anything.
The players that have come in for most stick recently are Gylfi and Richarlison, who have over half of our goals between them.
Not saying either are playing well atm - they aren't - but it's not helped that they have to play because none of the others offer anything.
Add to that, Sigurdsson also has no striker/target-man, really in front of him.
The critics never really comment on that...