Hangover Scran

[marnie]

Nah the missus conned me into it. I got a dart board so she’s allowed a puppy ffs. I think i was abit drunk when agreed. The nagging was daily, I love dogs but was hoping to get past xmas before I had to purchase one. Went the rehoming kennels a few times but nothing there I could get so had to buy.

You Puppy Farming Buying FFFFER. I hope it cocks its leg all over yer fake Chritmas tree and robs anything it can from the bottom shelf of yer fridge xxx

 

[Rita_Poon]

But 4'8.

Kin lard arse midgets on here

ahem...
'yer ma can't aspire to much more mr!'

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Y'know, a pizza or kebab helps no end before bed.

I find having a fry up or the like the day after is shutting the gate after the horse has bolted. But when I've been so pissed I've ignored my own advice a bacon, sausage and egg sandwich is top. Sometimes I'm too ill to cook/eat early, it'll be toast followed by a kfc burger of some sort later in the day.

I'm 3'4" and 15 stone btw.

 

[john jako]

XL Bully?

I’ll be telling the missus you called her that. Nasty

 

[john jako]

You Puppy Farming Buying FFFFER. I hope it cocks its leg all over yer fake Chritmas tree and robs anything it can from the bottom shelf of yer fridge xxx

I wished I recorded turning up to that place today. You would look like Alan Brazil

 

[COYBL25]

XL Bully?

Probably a St Bernard.

Keeps his Bucky in a flask around his neck, for those long walks in the cold.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Fried potato bread until it is crispy with an egg and lashings of HP. Tried and tested life saver.

 

[marnie]

Probably a St Bernard.

Keeps his Bucky in a flask around his neck, for those long walks in the cold.

lol lol lol

 

[marnie]

This Beaut always springs to mind. The lad who left himself a note before he went out on the lash.... and then replied to himself when he got in lol

 

[blue61]

Kill or cure. Full English, with a touch of grease.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Kill or cure. Full English, with a touch of grease.

Tell me more...

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Keeping the food down is an art

 

[Ming the Merciful]

Round of dry wholemeal toast.

Boiled egg.

Cup of Ceylon tea, no milk.

Stripes of lemo at 15min intervals.

Effervescent vitamin C tablet.

 

[Rita_Poon]

A contender enters the fray...

@YoboCopter

 

[PhilM]

If I can get to 5pm, I order a full of tray of popadoms and chutney etc. a mixed kebab, a boss (hot) curry, with rice and keema naan.

That and a beer and I'm usually sound. Throughout the day, I go for bacon and egg in the morning, gallons of Coca-Cola and as many carbs as I can handle.