Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £20m
Every day that this horrible parasite clings onto his role, he earns several thousand pounds more from the club.
Disgusting fat slug.
Disgusting fat slug.
I might buy one them memorial plaques at BMD.Reminds me of when you’re walking round town and you’ve got a proper itchy ringpiece but can’t scratch it cos you’ll look like a weirdo.
When he goes it’ll be like when you finally get home and get to give it a good arl scratch.
I hope this refers to your faux tears?!I might buy one them memorial plaques at BMD.
CHAIRMAN BILL - A PROPER ITCHY RINGPIECE
Sniff sniff, it's beautiful.
Nah mate, I couldn't resist having a scratch and sniff- might bottle it as eau de Kenwright.I hope this refers to your faux tears?!
And waiting for a transfer ban and ten-point penalty...At least you can't say a summer without football is boring: we are waiting for Bill, waiting for a takeover / new board, waiting for a squad overhaul and on a lighter note waiting for the new kits & training gear to buy, tv fixtures (me as a fan abroad) and more pre season friendlies lol
Oh and forgot more positive updates on the progress of BMD
Put them in a pantomime horse outfit and let them trot out of Goodison into the sunset. All to the Steptoe theme music.Can we change the topic to:
Happy End Of Kenwright/Tom Davies Day
and maybe one of the two happens today lol