Harry Edward Kane MBE

[Azza]

Welcome to Everton.

@Moomin @orly

Trying to steal my scoops are you?

Not out of the realms of what Moshiri wants though.

Apparently he is beyond angry with the Super League idea. Wants to send a "message" to the so called Super League teams. Once again he's already enlisted the involvement of Kia Joorabchian (which is how the Countinho story come about), Mino Raiola and Pini Zavhi. He wants to beat those teams to players like Grealish and Sancho but also take from them, Kane, Martinez, Bentancur, Chiesa, Dembele. Brands and Ancelotti were told he would "take care of it" when it came to the money.

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[flibbyflob]

We need the £100m it would cost to sort out our defence and midfield.

I do realise he would never sign for us anyway but we have so many areas to fix this summer it is unreal.

 

[Azza]

We need the £100m it would cost to sort out our defence and midfield.

I do realise he would never sign for us anyway but we have so many areas to fix this summer it is unreal.

Don't worry Kenwright will sort Levy out. £20m and free box tickets to watch The Cat and The Canary when theatres reopen.

 

[flibbyflob]

Don't worry Kenwright will sort Levy out. £20m and free box tickets to watch The Cat and The Canary when theatres reopen.

You missed off the curly wurly.

 

[BlueToff]

Can he play right-back?

 

[blulouie]

His 'back-comb' is too retro for our hipster skater-boys and would likely cause friction in the dressing room. Unless he's prepared to grow it out and put a bun up top, then swerve.

If he wont we'll take Bale then.

 

[larbert toffee]

Doesn't score enough for some on here.

 

[The binman chronicles]

You can just imagine first day of training, him and a freshly recovered Gbamin go up together to challenge for a header but at the last moment Kane pulls and backs in and Gbamin shatters as he hits the ground.

 

[MKS]

We don’t need players from Europa league clubs. Unbelievable

 

[royalbalou]

Practices his booos

 

[Terrarian]

Why for you do this

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Deserves Oumar’s locker.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Based on his sensible haircut.
Yes.

 

[Brisan123]

We need the £100m it would cost to sort out our defence and midfield.

I do realise he would never sign for us anyway but we have so many areas to fix this summer it is unreal.

we can get the 100 million by selling Kean , Keane and Mina
Sell DCL for 80 million and buy a hip youngster from The French second Division
Sorted lol

 

[blue61]

State of this.