Have you ever had a good slap?

[Bluelass]

Never been slapped but dished a few punches myself.

I broke my ex fiancee's nose with a very clever right hook, then while he was nursing his injury, I parked his car in a river.

The [Poor language removed] was cheating on me.

The river wasnt that deep, just a stream really but it did take him a while to find it.

On another occasion I threw a plate of minestrone at him. It made contact with his shoulder, not his head but he was picking bits of carrot out of his ears for days.

Cheating [Poor language removed].

 

[Vim Fuego]

He was lucky that you weren't eating coconuts at the time.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Once against PSV Eindhoven, during a brawl at a home game of Fortuna. Just opened our new stadium and for some reason the PSV following wasn't in the away end, but in the same stand as us, although different blocks. As they started to attack the Fortuna fans in that block, me and the other lads in our block moved into the actions. After a few minutes, everyone started to retreat. One of the PSV lads, I hadn't noticed, kicked me in my midrif. I landed against the wall in the stadium and held over two bruised ribs as a souvenir.

The other one was purely accidental. Playing against our arch rivals of Roda Kerkrade, we opened the scoring. During the cheering we jumped up and down. When I came down, if got an uppercut from one of my friends, as he jumped up. Left me quite dizzy for a few minutes.

 

[Blue in Brazil]

Plymouth away in the cup, funny looking back, not so funny at the time!!

stuck in the back room of this pub when it all went off, 3 of us, loads of them, grabbed a pool cue swung it back, and some b*stard took it out me hands!!

anyway when the bizzies came in and it all emptied out, saw a blue running down the road with the till, which took the edge off it!!

 

[Blue Ray]

Plymouth away in the cup, funny looking back, not so funny at the time!!

stuck in the back room of this pub when it all went off, 3 of us, loads of them, grabbed a pool cue swung it back, and some b*stard took it out me hands!!

anyway when the bizzies came in and it all emptied out, saw a blue running down the road with the till, which took the edge off it!!

Serves them right eh ?

 

[Nebbiolo]

Plymouth away in the cup, funny looking back, not so funny at the time!!

stuck in the back room of this pub when it all went off, 3 of us, loads of them, grabbed a pool cue swung it back, and some b*stard took it out me hands!!

anyway when the bizzies came in and it all emptied out, saw a blue running down the road with the till, which took the edge off it!!

Comic moment (unless it's your till)

 

[Nebbiolo]

Never been slapped but dished a few punches myself.

I broke my ex fiancee's nose with a very clever right hook, then while he was nursing his injury, I parked his car in a river.

The [Poor language removed] was cheating on me.

The river wasnt that deep, just a stream really but it did take him a while to find it.

On another occasion I threw a plate of minestrone at him. It made contact with his shoulder, not his head but he was picking bits of carrot out of his ears for days.

Cheating [Poor language removed].

One thing Bluelass, he'll never forget you

 

[Blue Ray]

Never been slapped but dished a few punches myself.

I broke my ex fiancee's nose with a very clever right hook, then while he was nursing his injury, I parked his car in a river.

The [Poor language removed] was cheating on me.

The river wasnt that deep, just a stream really but it did take him a while to find it.

On another occasion I threw a plate of minestrone at him. It made contact with his shoulder, not his head but he was picking bits of carrot out of his ears for days.

Cheating [Poor language removed].

Hope you left the lights on

 

[coyney]

Never been slapped but dished a few punches myself.

I broke my ex fiancee's nose with a very clever right hook, then while he was nursing his injury, I parked his car in a river.

The [Poor language removed] was cheating on me.

The river wasnt that deep, just a stream really but it did take him a while to find it.

On another occasion I threw a plate of minestrone at him. It made contact with his shoulder, not his head but he was picking bits of carrot out of his ears for days.

Cheating [Poor language removed].

In case I ever offend you I would just like to apologise in advance

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

Never had a good kicking yet which before I started going to more aways I thought was just part of it so thought I'd have had 1 long ago.

My 1st ever away game was at Preston for Moyes' 1st game back there & I was on the train with my boss & plenty of other blues. When we got off the train everyone started walking to the ground but we jumped in a taxi & so were at the ground on our own & walked around the corner to find a massive group of Preston fans walking towards us. I thought we were going to get a good kicking but they just walked past us, not arsed.

The closest I've actually came was at Forest during pre-season, I got a minibus down with a bunch of blues, most of which were in their early teens & we were all on the booze on the way down there. 1 of them made the common mistake of having too much & after the game was inviting the whole of Nottingham to have a fight with him at the top of his voice. Most people saw he was young so ignored him but eventually a couple of lads fronted him & a couple of others on the minibus. Eventually it all calmed down but if it had kicked off we'd have been [Poor language removed] because there was barely any blues because we'd parked miles away & loads of Forest fans so we were drastically outnumbered

Plymouth away in the cup, funny looking back, not so funny at the time!!

stuck in the back room of this pub when it all went off, 3 of us, loads of them, grabbed a pool cue swung it back, and some b*stard took it out me hands!!

anyway when the bizzies came in and it all emptied out, saw a blue running down the road with the till, which took the edge off it!!

PML, just been rumbled messing about on the internet at work because of that, worth it though

 

[kinta1]

Never been slapped but dished a few punches myself.

I broke my ex fiancee's nose with a very clever right hook, then while he was nursing his injury, I parked his car in a river.

The [Poor language removed] was cheating on me.

The river wasnt that deep, just a stream really but it did take him a while to find it.

On another occasion I threw a plate of minestrone at him. It made contact with his shoulder, not his head but he was picking bits of carrot out of his ears for days.

Cheating [Poor language removed]

fancy a date sexy cheeks??

 

[Cal]

Not at the match.

Got twatted by a bouncer on holiday this summer though, he was about 6 foot 6, massive guns, i was so pissed it didnt hurt at the time though. I actually went back to the apartments and grabbed a massive smirnoff ice bottle and tried walking back up to the strip to bottle the [Poor language removed].

 

[Bluelass]

In case I ever offend you I would just like to apologise in advance

I've mellowed somewhat since then and very little drives me to such extremes of violence....as long as I keep taking the tablets:blink:

smug kopites get me very close to the edge though.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I've mellowed somewhat since then and very little drives me to such extremes of violence....as long as I keep taking the tablets:blink:

smug kopites get me very close to the edge though.

 

[Bluelass]

Aaaarghhhhhhhhhhh.
Looks like his ugly mug has already taken a good clogging.