Hell

[JimmyJeffers]

Can’t imagine many things worse than being trapped for eternity on that hill at Wimbledon, watching tennis on a screen. There is no water and the only drink available is warm pimms at £10 a shot. I’m surrounded by people talking about how much they like Kier Starmer and the ‘Artics’

What would your own personal hell look like?

 

[Rita_Poon]

matchdays usually

 

[dublinbluenose]

Why is there no water?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Why is there no water?

cos it's hot, fire n brimstone etc...

 

[MikeH72]

A 1975 concert.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

A 1975 concert.

And you are somehow trapped at the front and the camera keeps zooming right in on your face.

 

[trueblue84]

Can’t imagine many things worse than being trapped for eternity on that hill at Wimbledon, watching tennis on a screen. There is no water and the only drink available is warm pimms at £10 a shot. I’m surrounded by people talking about how much they like Kier Starmer and the ‘Artics’

What would your own personal hell look like?

Supporting everton.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Supporting everton.

It’s more a purgatory I think.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Why is there no water?

Satan pissed pimms in all the water supply. Got to give him credit

 

[lancs blue]

Can’t imagine many things worse than being trapped for eternity on that hill at Wimbledon, watching tennis on a screen. There is no water and the only drink available is warm pimms at £10 a shot. I’m surrounded by people talking about how much they like Kier Starmer and the ‘Artics’

What would your own personal hell look like?

Sat next to some whinging pom on Wimbledon hill

 

[MikeH72]

And you are somehow trapped at the front and the camera keeps zooming right in on your face.

Surrounded by the most basic of the female species screaming until they get nosebleeds while also having to hear the most trite, bland, AI-generated drivel ever laid to tape.

 

[chrismpw]

I'm in it. I'm in a dry dock that's got 6" of water and mud in it, trying to apply stiff black bituminous paint to the hull. The weather is working against me and the water is rising through the outlet. Wind is blowing grass cuttings onto the wet paint, I'm exhausted and my packet of biscuits has just blown into the water.

Foxes choc chip too.

It's quite the psychological setback my morale didn't need if I'm honest.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Surrounded by the most basic of the female species screaming until they get nosebleeds while also having to hear the most trite, bland, AI-generated drivel ever laid to tape.

That’s horrible

 

[MikeH72]

That’s horrible

You asked for my description of hell, there it is.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You asked for my description of hell, there it is.

You are trapped in an endless spiral of having to read and ‘like’ every post ever made by Foreverblurt.