Hell

[MikeH72]

You are trapped in an endless spiral of having to read and ‘like’ every post ever made by Foreverblurt.

 

[Goat]

Being stuck in a lift with Le Tissier and Rickie Lambert.

Only 1 of us would be leaving.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Can’t imagine many things worse than being trapped for eternity on that hill at Wimbledon, watching tennis on a screen. There is no water and the only drink available is warm pimms at £10 a shot. I’m surrounded by people talking about how much they like Kier Starmer and the ‘Artics’

What would your own personal hell look like?

See it was a hill when Henman was around then became known as a mound when Murray was the big thing. Would it be more hellish if it was a mound or a hill?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Spending time with my wife's work colleagues. The two occasions I've been sucked into socialising they've proven to be public school educated smug tossers who like to ask questions designed to impose some form of superiority.

"How did you get here?"

"I caught the bus"

"The bus??? Why would you do that?"

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Well, just the thought of it..."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Oh nothing, nothing".

Yawn. Other classic is not understanding why I don't do skiing holidays like I have some kind of mental defect. "You don't go skiing??????"

So weird. It's not my first thought to say "why do you go skiing". I'd ask about it, what it's like etc.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Can’t imagine many things worse than being trapped for eternity on that hill at Wimbledon, watching tennis on a screen. There is no water and the only drink available is warm pimms at £10 a shot. I’m surrounded by people talking about how much they like Kier Starmer and the ‘Artics’

What would your own personal hell look like?

A VR version of the January 2023 transfer thread.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I imagine it would look like the average match day at Anfield. The hounds of hell all around.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

You are trapped in an endless spiral of having to read and ‘like’ every post ever made by Foreverblurt.

#FreeMike

 

[JimmyJeffers]

See it was a hill when Henman was around then became known as a mound when Murray was the big thing. Would it be more hellish if it was a mound or a hill?

Probably Henman Hill I reckon. Everyone shouting ‘come on Tim’ in high pitched screaming middle England accents.

 

[Moomin]

Been stuck in a party consisting of John Bishop, Nik Grimshaw, Vernon Kay, James Corden , Fearne Cotton and that fat bint from Towie.

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Being in an eternal posting debate with DaveK, every time I win the point he changes the goalposts.

 

[Moomin]

Been stuck in a party consisting of John Bishop, Nik Grimshaw, Vernon Kay, James Corden , Fearne Cotton and that fat bint from Towie.

Chris Moyles is the DJ as well

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Being stuck in a lift with Le Tissier and Rickie Lambert.

Only 1 of us would be leaving.

You can’t leave hell mate. The lift repair man arrives and it’s Russel Brand.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Feeling a bit nauseous reading some of these

 

[ste d' indica]

Spending time with my wife's work colleagues. The two occasions I've been sucked into socialising they've proven to be public school educated smug tossers who like to ask questions designed to impose some form of superiority.

"How did you get here?"

"I caught the bus"

"The bus??? Why would you do that?"

"Why wouldn't I?"

"Well, just the thought of it..."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Oh nothing, nothing".

Yawn. Other classic is not understanding why I don't do skiing holidays like I have some kind of mental defect. "You don't go skiing??????"

So weird. It's not my first thought to say "why do you go skiing". I'd ask about it, what it's like etc.

Sounds like you did quite well with them mate to be fair - I'd happily put people like that through a jet engine.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Probably Henman Hill I reckon. Everyone shouting ‘come on Tim’ in high pitched screaming middle England accents.

But Henman hill was a place of misery for those middle class English folk, that isn't hellish for me. Thats was quite enjoyable to watch that false hope ending in bitter Dissapointment year after year. You could be the Nelson Muntz on that hill.

And to see how much their strawberries and cream cost when i could make my own from Iceland for about £1. The joys.