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Can’t imagine many things worse than being trapped for eternity on that hill at Wimbledon, watching tennis on a screen. There is no water and the only drink available is warm pimms at £10 a shot. I’m surrounded by people talking about how much they like Kier Starmer and the ‘Artics’

What would your own personal hell look like?
Being stuck in a Tory conference and being unable to speak.
 

In hell I'm strapped to a chair and forced to watch Edwina Curry sniffing poppers before she sucks off John Major while Kelvin MacKenzine backscuttles Esther McVey to a soundtrack of Ride of the Valkyries.
I'm trying desperately to not be aroused when the photographer walks in 😱
 


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