Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £90m
bit cold on the slopes for that Cecil...Should raise dogging - they'd be up for that
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bit cold on the slopes for that Cecil...Should raise dogging - they'd be up for that
Being stuck in a Tory conference and being unable to speak.Can’t imagine many things worse than being trapped for eternity on that hill at Wimbledon, watching tennis on a screen. There is no water and the only drink available is warm pimms at £10 a shot. I’m surrounded by people talking about how much they like Kier Starmer and the ‘Artics’
What would your own personal hell look like?
Should raise dogging - they'd be up for that
"What do you mean, you don't go dogging in the alps????? Why on earth not????"bit cold on the slopes for that Cecil...
Might start an avalanche..."What do you mean, you don't go dogging in the alps????? Why on earth not????"
"Well Jonty and Bunty did that back in 2013 and Jonty got a terrible case of frostbite on his piles. Wouldn't recommend it dear boy"Might start an avalanche...
Those two old rogues really are the height of just to muchery. What a couple of cads, never a dull moment eh, pimms old chap?...."Well Jonty and Bunty did that back in 2013 and Jonty got a terrible case of frostbite on his piles. Wouldn't recommend it dear boy"
Tbf, can't really argue with that.
A 1975 concert.
You’ve thought about this for a whileIn hell I'm strapped to a chair and forced to watch Edwina Curry sniffing poppers before she sucks off John Major while Kelvin MacKenzine backscuttles Esther McVey to a soundtrack of Ride of the Valkyries.
I'm trying desperately to not be aroused when the photographer walks in
hell is the impossibility of reason.hell is other people
A stoned conversation in the early 90sYou’ve thought about this for a while