Hell

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I’d like to know what your hell would look like David?

Baines and Patterson both playing full back with Koeman as manager. Whilst wearing THAT red sash kit.

 

[arch stanton]

Afternoon tea, warm cucumber butties with the Mogg family, all dressed up in their R/S kits and nanny watching on with woman’s hour in the background..

woman's hour is on in the morning mate, you're safe

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

The new Current Affairs, moderated by @davek

 

[ClausThomsen]

Afternoon tea, warm cucumber butties with the Mogg family, all dressed up in their R/S kits and nanny watching on with woman’s hour in the background..

At some point he leans over and tells you the boys are actually Evertonians "just like you" but wearing a RS kit for photos washes better with the proleteriat.

woman's hour is on in the morning mate, you're safe

Every show on demand in a constant loop. His only concession to post 1920's technology within the homestead.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

woman's hour is on in the morning mate, you're safe

Not according to @chrismpw. It's perpetual anti-man propaganda and I'd imagine Chris' idea of hell is listening to Radio 4 in a loop.

 

[davek]

Patterson scoring the winner in the FA Cup final.

That's not hell, it's an outlandish fantasy that even Hans Christian Andersen couldn't conjure up.

 

[MikeH72]

That's not hell, it's an outlandish fantasy that even Hans Christian Andersen couldn't conjure up.

You’ll wake up in a cold sweat dreaming about it tonight.

 

[Davidoff]

Marvel movie marathon

 

[chrismpw]

Not according to @chrismpw. It's perpetual anti-man propaganda and I'd imagine Chris' idea of hell is listening to Radio 4 in a loop.

I was going to post exactly that until the biscuits took the plunge.

 

[Rich1878]

Not according to @chrismpw. It's perpetual anti-man propaganda and I'd imagine Chris' idea of hell is listening to Radio 4 in a loop.

Scott Mills , Radio 2 on loop

 

[Yarrgh]

Being stuck in a lift with Le Tissier and Rickie Lambert.

Only 1 of us would be leaving.

Le Tissier oozing out of the lift after absorbing 2 more into his body mass the giant blob.

 

[roydo]

"Aint a bad place to be."

 

[JLW]

Waking up in the morning and tuning in tho Phil and Holly followed by Loose women.

My heart rate and blood pressure has just risen significantly at just the thought of it.

 

[Tipp blue]

Being forced to watch Margot Robbie and Kate Middleton going crazy with each other, preforming all manner of vile acts for 24 hours but my hands are strapped behind my back. It would be great for a few minutes maybe half an hour but after that once ya feel the need to blow it would be just torcher.

 

[JLW]

Christmas shopping is up there.
The polar opposite of enjoyable, thousand and thousands of what seem to be sloths in every shop blocking every route you want to take.