Hell

[ArtetaMoney]

Being forced to watch Margot Robbie and Kate Middleton going crazy with each other, preforming all manner of vile acts for 24 hours but my hands are strapped behind my back. It would be great for a few minutes maybe half an hour but after that once ya feel the need to blow it would be just torcher.

I feel like you’ve thought about this intensely, I’d guess that you’ve probably got it written down (with accompanying sketches). Fair play.

 

[lancs blue]

Being on love island with your mother in law

What ever floats your boat I guess

 

[Tipp blue]

Christmas shopping is up there.
The polar opposite of enjoyable, thousand and thousands of what seem to be sloths in every shop blocking every route you want to take.

On the whole shopping thing you could add a trip to IKEA and then when you finally find what you need and get out of the store you are only half done you have to put the kin thing together.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Being stuck in a lift for 4 hours with Dianne Abbott and Nigel Farrage.

Stereo political wummery.

They'd be horny too on the way to their hotel room rendezvous.

 

[Moomin]

Being stuck in a lift with @hktoffee and his dad while they discuss the best way to cook a Doberman

 

[DavidH]

Karaoke in The Blob Shop

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Hell is painted bright yellow, Ant and Dec are on loop. There are several hours of maths lessons - alegbra and trigonometry - every day. The only other people to talk to are Libberpewl fans. There is a large lake inhabited by crocodiles. On the other side of the lake is a park, Bruce Springsteen is waiting to play a concert just for me and a herd of kittens. All I have to do is swim across and avoid the crocodiles. Every time I get within touching distance of the other side the crocodiles eat me and I end up back with Ant and Dec and the RS who want to talk about net spend.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Hell is painted bright yellow, Ant and Dec are on loop. There are several hours of maths lessons - alegbra and trigonometry - every day. The only other people to talk to are Libberpewl fans. There is a large lake inhabited by crocodiles. On the other side of the lake is a park, Bruce Springsteen is waiting to play a concert just for me and a herd of kittens. All I have to do is swim across and avoid the crocodiles. Every time I get within touching distance of the other side the crocodiles eat me and I end up back with Ant and Dec and the RS who want to talk about net spend.

"herd" haha

 

[DavidH]

Nuneaton

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Nuneaton

Like Wolverhampton without the charm or culture.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Crawling along at 15 mph behind these Lycra-clad road abusers for all eternity. Wiggins and Co, and the 2012 Olympics, have much to answer for.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

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Crawling along at 15 mph behind these Lycra-clad road abusers for all eternity. Wiggins and Co, and the 2012 Olympics, have much to answer for.

@Bruce Wayne

 

[Rita_Poon]

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Crawling along at 15 mph behind these Lycra-clad road abusers for all eternity. Wiggins and Co, and the 2012 Olympics, have much to answer for.

Can't even be arsed riding on the right side of the road. For shame!

 

[coollino]

 

[JimmyJeffers]

My eyesight isn’t as good as it use to be but is that @davek on the drums there?