Hell

[slipstream86]

Needing a sh1t in a city center

 

[Yarrgh]

We left Liverpool when I was a kid and moved to the Fylde Coast.

It’s taken a long time but I’ve finally realised what hell feels like.

The 2 local teams are Blackpool and now Fleetwood, but all of the locals in an act of desperation to make their lives look successful “support” Liverpool and Man U and are very loud, vocal and nasty about it.

The whole area thinks it’s middle class but it so isn’t. It’s full of nimrods driving around with private reg plates, kids in blag designer wear and is about as cultural as Sid The Sexist.

I could go on, but I’ll only get uptight about it and I woke up in a decent mood.

What about Fylde Athletic?

 

[coollino]

Needing a sh1t in a city center

McDonald's, easy

 

[Thomasc]

What about Fylde Athletic?

Kirkham & Wesham

I actually like Kirkham, amazing history that place.

 

[slipstream86]

McDonald's, easy

Ahh yea, that beautiful beacon of peaceful tranquility - Maccies bogs. A true oasis of cleanliness amongst the desert of city filth

 

[Nymzee]

TK Maxx

 

[Nymzee]

Aldi’s central aisle

 

[Nymzee]

Airport security when you get picked out for a full scan and everyone is watching you sweating

 

[Nymzee]

40th birthday parties

 

[coollino]

Ahh yea, that beautiful beacon of peaceful tranquility - Maccies bogs. A true oasis of cleanliness amongst the desert of city filth

Hahaha they're better than burger king ones

 

[arch stanton]

Just Stop Oil guys could learn to style it off like these dudes, play some tunes, bit of singing along and we'd all join in hey??

 

[arch stanton]

We left Liverpool when I was a kid and moved to the Fylde Coast.

It’s taken a long time but I’ve finally realised what hell feels like.

The 2 local teams are Blackpool and now Fleetwood, but all of the locals in an act of desperation to make their lives look successful “support” Liverpool and Man U and are very loud, vocal and nasty about it.

The whole area thinks it’s middle class but it so isn’t. It’s full of nimrods driving around with private reg plates, kids in blag designer wear and is about as cultural as Sid The Sexist.

I could go on, but I’ll only get uptight about it and I woke up in a decent mood.

I work in Cumbria quite a bit and its ike the last 30 years has happened to everyone else. Racists and homophobes everywhere. Countryside is nice to look at but I miss the factories and smoke.

 

[Nymzee]

I work in Cumbria quite a bit and its ike the last 30 years has happened to everyone else. Racists and homophobes everywhere. Countryside is nice to look at but I miss the factories and smoke.

As a local Cumbrian you can get tae fook

 

[anjelikaferrett]

The only thing worse is a pissed up sports crowd and the whole of halftime is sweet caroline playing. And you're forced to sing along. Blood is boiling even typing this.

Can I add going to a darts event and spending all eternity having to join in with 'Stand up if you love the darts". Just thinking about that will keep me on the straight and narrow forever more.

 

[arch stanton]

As a local Cumbrian you can get tae fook ya bender

see what I mean??

I suppose us wools should stick together, soz Nymzee, I take it all back