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You’re on a nice holiday, quiet resort in somewhere exotic, you get talking to a fellow scouser, he seems like a sound lad at first. You sit down for a drink.

After a few minutes you realise he’s loud, brash and very rude to the staff. He’s just bought a round in, so you feel obliged to sit and listen to him, his tart of a wife and their snotty, screaming shitlings. He keeps referring to you as “my mate” to others.

Every time you get up to leave he says “I’ve just ordered you another Carling”.

Jamie Webster plays on a loop.
 
DanB90 said:
You’re on a nice holiday, quiet resort in somewhere exotic, you get talking to a fellow scouser, he seems like a sound lad at first. You sit down for a drink.

After a few minutes you realise he’s loud, brash and very rude to the staff. He’s just bought a round in, so you feel obliged to sit and listen to him, his tart of a wife and their snotty, screaming shitlings. He keeps referring to you as “my mate” to others.

Every time you get up to leave he says “I’ve just ordered you another Carling”.

Jamie Webster plays on a loop.
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Why on Earth are you chatting to other people on a holiday you mad man
 

DanB90 said:
You’re on a nice holiday, quiet resort in somewhere exotic, you get talking to a fellow scouser, he seems like a sound lad at first. You sit down for a drink.

After a few minutes you realise he’s loud, brash and very rude to the staff. He’s just bought a round in, so you feel obliged to sit and listen to him, his tart of a wife and their snotty, screaming shitlings. He keeps referring to you as “my mate” to others.

Every time you get up to leave he says “I’ve just ordered you another Carling”.

Jamie Webster plays on a loop.
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You do realise, that you`re going to spend the rest of your holiday, hiding from them lol
 
COYBL25 said:
Shopping with the missus for " more " soft furnishings in IKEA, has got to be up there too.
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Myself and an ex girlfriend had to go to IKEA on New Year’s Day after I accidentally smashed an item of furniture at a house party. You’d have thought it would be quiet but we had to wait in traffic, completely hungover,
in the pissing rain as for some reason every single person in the area thought it would be a good day to go to IKEA. Experience was so horrific we split up the next day.
 

arch stanton said:
I work in Cumbria quite a bit and its ike the last 30 years has happened to everyone else. Racists and homophobes everywhere. Countryside is nice to look at but I miss the factories and smoke.
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Yep, exactly the same here.

We can’t deny we weren’t perfect when we were younger, but times have changed and we learn and progress as adults and individuals.

However, It’s still Alf Garnett and Rising Damp levels of racism around here.
 

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