Hell

[JLW]

Shopping with the missus for " more " soft furnishings in IKEA, has got to be up there too.

That place can put even the strongest of marriages to the test.

Goes in to look for a bed or some new draws
Comes out red in face raging because the mrs trolley has another 5 scented candles and few more scatter cushions and no bed or draws.

 

[COYBL25]

That place can put even the strongest of marriages to the test.

Goes in to look for a bed or some new draws
Comes out red in face raging because the mrs trolley has another 5 scented candles and few more scatter cushions and no bed or draws.

I point blank refuse to go now.

It’s full of fellas who just have that blank look in their eyes, trailing behind their missus, wishing they were anywhere else in the world.

 

[coollino]

You’re having a nice relaxing sunbathe. A voice bellows behind you “WAHHEEYY HERE HE IS!!”

I was just excited to meet a fellow blue, sorry

 

[cronullasharks]

I'm on the Joe rogan show forever, it turns out Jamie is actually @dholliday and he's not searching anything,just making it up like his posts on here and the baldy cleft with a walnut for a brain keeps lapping it up

"And our next guest is The Big Iguana"

 

[dholliday]

I'm on the Joe rogan show forever, it turns out Jamie is actually @dholliday

it's entirely possible.

 

[Joey66]

I point blank refuse to go now.

It’s full of fellas who just have that blank look in their eyes, trailing behind their missus, wishing they were anywhere else in the world.

The Swedish meatballs are nice though 3 hours to buy a computer chair ......it is like the crystal maze fgs ..... lol

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I point blank refuse to go now.

It’s full of fellas who just have that blank look in their eyes, trailing behind their missus, wishing they were anywhere else in the world.

Remember the old expression of ''Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes''?

I often paraphrase it and say ''Never judge a man until you've spent an afternoon in IKEA with his wife and mother in law''.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The Swedish meatballs are nice though 3 hours to buy a computer chair ......it is like the crystal maze fgs ..... lol

What would your hell look like Joey? Im imagining it involves nettles and French people.

 

[SerenityNigh]

It’s more a purgatory I think.

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

 

[COYBL25]

What would your hell look like Joey? Im imagining it involves nettles and French people.

Super frogs getting into his pond and his Mrs joining a Trade Union.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Super frogs getting into his pond and his Mrs joining a Trade Union.

and Joey is a carp

 

[DavidH]

When we moved into this house she said let's do an Ikea run. I laughed in her stupid face and told her to take her mum and her own bank card and went down the pub to talk footy, music, birds and politics with the lads all afternoon.





Who am I kidding. We went for some new bowls, we left with a trolley full of stuff we didn't need including a few items I didn't even know existed all paid for on my card with about 4 arguments thrown in for good measure including me nearly lashing the handbrake on on the M62 on the WAY to Warrington.

Swedish scum.

 

[Rita_Poon]

When we moved into this house she said let's do an Ikea run. I laughed in her stupid face and told her to take her mum and her own bank card and went down the pub to talk footy, music, birds and politics with the lads all afternoon.





Who am I kidding. We went for some new bowls, we left with a trolley full of stuff we didn't need including a few items I didn't even know existed all paid for on my card with about 4 arguments thrown in for good measure including me nearly lashing the handbrake on on the M62 on the WAY to Warrington.

Swedish scum.

With bedside manner like this, you should be on TV...

 

[DavidH]

With bedside manner like this, you should be on TV...

Come Whine With Me

 

[coollino]