Hell

[Rita_Poon]

My eyesight isn’t as good as it use to be but is that @davek on the drums there?

wrong citrus...

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Hi there, yeah, don’t mean to boast but I’m a member of the Benidorm Protestant Boys.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Hi there, yeah, don’t mean to boast but I’m a member of the Benidorm Protestant Boys.

"How good are you at keeping time?"

 

[davek]

Staunch.

I hope no one collapsed in the heat...

 

[tommye]

Being stuck in an eternal threesome with Katie Price and @ForeverBlue92. Its hard to avoid eye contact for eternity.

Sword fighting with the Dalai over Katie Price's tattered fart pipe.


What a way to spend eternity.


You win.

 

[cronullasharks]

Van Morrison singing Brown Eyed Girl on a never ending loop.

The only thing worse is a pissed up sports crowd and the whole of halftime is sweet caroline playing. And you're forced to sing along. Blood is boiling even typing this.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[Kurt.]

Hell would be working in an all you can eat diner and @Goat walks in licking his lips 30 minutes before your shift is due to end

 

[john jako]

Can’t imagine many things worse than being trapped for eternity on that hill at Wimbledon, watching tennis on a screen. There is no water and the only drink available is warm pimms at £10 a shot. I’m surrounded by people talking about how much they like Kier Starmer and the ‘Artics’

What would your own personal hell look like?

I got stuck in Bulgaria in a bar with a Freemason. He showed me his ring(behave). Never get into politics, crypto currency or vaccinations with a Freemason

 

[Joey66]

Read the first page Pimms with Stells chasers springs to minds

 

[gonetomorrow]

Staunch.

I hope no one collapsed in the heat...

These Dutch footy fans get everywhere.

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Trapped in a lift with Eunice Huthart.

 

[coollino]

Woke up with a stomach bug or something, send help

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Don't need to imagine it. When I was in my early twenties my then girlfriend "surprised" me with a birthday gift of two tickets to a Dido concert show performance. No idea what you would call it. She didn't go with me though, nope, thought it would be nice if I went with her mum.

If my life had a narrator like the Wonder Years it would have gone something like "It was at this point that Bo-To knew he would never be a Liberal Democrat."

 

[Thomasc]

We left Liverpool when I was a kid and moved to the Fylde Coast.

It’s taken a long time but I’ve finally realised what hell feels like.

The 2 local teams are Blackpool and now Fleetwood, but all of the locals in an act of desperation to make their lives look successful “support” Liverpool and Man U and are very loud, vocal and nasty about it.

The whole area thinks it’s middle class but it so isn’t. It’s full of nimrods driving around with private reg plates, kids in blag designer wear and is about as cultural as Sid The Sexist.

I could go on, but I’ll only get uptight about it and I woke up in a decent mood.