Hello Humans

[PITA]

I am Lord Buckethead
I'm an Intergalactic Space Lord and sworn enemy of the Kopite peoples of Earth

My hobbies include Planet-conquering, dominating inferior species, and watching Lovejoy

I came to Earth to take back Arouna of the Kone people, but I may stay to rule over you for a while.

She doesn't get the club colours thing, does she?

 

[chrismpw]

I, for one, welcome our new bucketlord.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Is this a return visit? Have you ever visited before, or have any of your relatives ever visited?

Just asking like.

This is not my first time on Earth. I was here many of your Earth Cycles ago when my helmet was only half the size it is now.

I have long admired your planet and will rule it with a velvet fist.

That is Lord Nigel of the Spackmen, he was a delusional (or 'Kopite' in your Earth language) Lord from my world. He led an imaginary army who he'd blame for his own transgressions, he called them the Chelseans. He caused much damage to our reputation across the Universe

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Do you find it difficult when dogging with the robes and the hat ?

My Dogging is always of the highest calibre. What is this hat of which you speak?

I'm glad you like Lovejoy, I do too. I noticed you mentioned dogging too, does it have the same meaning on your planet.
Do you know this guy, Cartoon head.

Yes, it means the same thing on my Planet. I used to go dogging from School all the time when I was a Half-Helmet.

I know not of your Cartoon-Head, I care little for comedy buffoons wearing masks.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

She doesn't get the club colours thing, does she?

Is she not one of the Orange people of your Planet?

She allies herself with the Trump-ET, and the Orange DUPites who say NI!

I was most shocked when I was told she considers herself to be Blue. Your Political wing is most unlike the rest of your Everton. They are nasty whereas you humans on the Football wing of the Blue are pleasant and will be a joy to rule over.

 

[COYBL25]

My Dogging is always of the highest calibre. What is this hat of which you speak?


Yes, it means the same thing on my Planet. I used to go dogging from School all the time when I was a Half-Helmet.

I know not of your Cartoon-Head, I care little for comedy buffoons wearing masks.

Apologies your M'lud, I meant you're bucket

 

[Donald Twain]

Godspeed lord!

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Apologies your M'lud, I meant you're bucket

Yes.. er... I am Bucket.

 

[chrismpw]

Yes.. er... I am Bucket.

Have you ever been to Phuket m'lord Bucket?
Did it cost a thousand ducats?
Did you see a little fishy and then hook it?
Got a chicken and had to pluck it?
With what spices did you cook it?
And thenceforth did you suck it?
Your napkin, where'd you tuck it?
So your lap you didn't muck it.

I'm spent for ideas now, oh f.... It.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

1) Yes
2) It was considerably cheaper
3) No, that would be cruel and unbecoming of a benevolent Overlord.
4) No, I am not a Tory, it's dead animal not a sex object
5) Paprika, chili powder, cumin, thyme, and garlic powder, glazed with honey.
6) I sucked my fingers afterwards.
7) Napkins should be tucked, but placed. I place mine over my lap high enough up to cover my Lord Buckethead Utility Belt

 

[chrismpw]

1) Yes
2) It was considerably cheaper
3) No, that would be cruel and unbecoming of a benevolent Overlord.
4) No, I am not a Tory, it's dead animal not a sex object
5) Paprika, chili powder, cumin, thyme, and garlic powder, glazed with honey.
6) I sucked my fingers afterwards.
7) Napkins should be tucked, but placed. I place mine over my lap high enough up to cover my Lord Buckethead Utility Belt

I so want 5.
I want it now, with chicken. NOW!

 

[LinekersLegs]

I so want 5.
I want it now, with chicken. NOW!

It is certainly a tasty update to Herbert Hoover's election slogan of "a chicken in every pot"

 

[verreauxi]

It is certainly a tasty update to Herbert Hoover's election slogan of "a chicken in every pot"

Back when US politics were adorably quaint...A chicken in every pot...Vote yourself a farm...Tippycanoe and Tyler too...Four more years of the full dinner pail...Keep dirty muslims out of our country.

Oh wait, scratch that last one.