Hello!

[Niapper]

What is the cheapest food at Goodison Park?

 

[Bungle]

With all of that said, here is my question. As a new uneducated American, what are some of the things I should look forward to this season? Anything I should know about English football that will help me enjoy the season a little more? I truly appreciate any help you can give!

You can look forward to the following subjects during your stay;

Which previously banned member are you
Mockery of Altidore
Mockery of your gun laws
Mockery of your obesity
Rugby is a real mans sport and American Footballers are all massive wimps
Correction of words that you have spelt the American way rather than the way words should be spelt

I think that's most things covered for a new American forum member. Enjoy the ride.

 

[BigBlueConk]

No stealing our women.
Thanks.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Hello to everyone. I am a new Everton and football fan from America. I don't know what happened last year but I caught a premier league game on the television and was instantly hooked to the sport. I think the main thing that drew me to the sport was the high level of focus and dedication it takes to put the ball in the goal. In America our sports score so many cheap points and are so in your face and when I saw a competition that with the elegance and precision as premier league football it was refreshing and an amazing change of pace. As for Everton. The first time I watched them compete, I knew they were a team worth following. My dream is now to travel to Goodison park and see it in person.

With all of that said, here is my question. As a new uneducated American, what are some of the things I should look forward to this season? Anything I should know about English football that will help me enjoy the season a little more? I truly appreciate any help you can give!

Hi mate, is your middle name Crude and your surname Oil ?

 

[DanielesMoran]

Great!

 

[PITA]

Hi mate, is your middle name Crude and your surname Oil ?

If it is then he has a much better name than West Texas Intermediate.

 

[aazak]

Welcome!

 

[Joey66]

Welcome to the GOT