help a poor man....

[hinchcliffesleftfoot]

:blink:

Hey chaps, just a quick query. I've been challenged by a good friend of mine £100 that everton wont finish above spurs this year. After negotiating he's agreed that he'll pay out 2 to 1 on the bet (yep, he's that cocksure) but he has given me the weekend to bite the bullet as it were. Any thoughts, £300 is a lot of dollar round my way, but, despite a dodgy start I'm fairly certain we will finish top 6, with Spurs somewhere there abouts too. What to do, what to do........

 

[chicoazul]

Don't take the bet mate and use it to smash a hooker instead.

 

[RFUS]

Don't take the bet mate and use it to smash a hooker instead.

Whilst this is fantastic advice, I'd go for it. I think they'll struggle, with the CL, and get 6th or 7th, with us a place above.

Plus, when anyone's that arrogant they'd offer 2:1, you have to take it. The potential satisfaction outweighs the risk!

 

[Phil Neville Superstar]

Just don't pay him if it happens.

 

[RFUS]

Just don't pay him if it happens.

Or spend the £100 on a gift for him.

Like a male stripper.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Hire a chav to kill him for £50, thus saving £250 for smashing the hooker.

 

[Allezfan]

Or spend the £100 on a gift for him.

Like a male stripper.

What sort of male strippers you been hiring mate?

They're taking the piss asking for £100.

 

[little curly alan ball]

:blink:

Hey chaps, just a quick query. I've been challenged by a good friend of mine £100 that everton wont finish above spurs this year. After negotiating he's agreed that he'll pay out 2 to 1 on the bet (yep, he's that cocksure) but he has given me the weekend to bite the bullet as it were. Any thoughts, £300 is a lot of dollar round my way, but, despite a dodgy start I'm fairly certain we will finish top 6, with Spurs somewhere there abouts too. What to do, what to do........

If you do it , we'll let you down .

If you don't , we'll grind them into the dirt .

Lid , where've you been ???

It's Everton , ffs !!!

 

[little curly alan ball]

What sort of male strippers you been hiring mate?

They're taking the piss asking for £100.

Nah .

They're REALLY BOSS ones .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Just don't pay him if it happens.

Lid , a bet is a bet .

NEVER , EVER renage on a wager , young Sir .

If uny for the fact that you are an Evertonian .

 

[chicoazul]

Just lure your Spurs mate into a toilet and bum him senseless.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Just lure your Spurs mate into a toilet and bum him senseless.

This is why Chico no longer has any friends.

 

[chicoazul]

weeps*

 

[ToffeeDan]

2/1 is better odds than I got off a Gobsh1te before the FA Cup tie at The Pit. Practically forced me to take HIS BET - and even gave me the draw - meaning it was even money on The RS to win - good deal for him. He never paid me the £20. Typical eh?

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Smash the brass......


Then smash his head in, if he gives any [Poor language removed].....