He's Purple and He Likes Burly Men...

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He's from Toxteth. I've seen him quite a few times. He's about 6ft 5 and walks with a limp.

Haven't seen him for a while though. I'm sure he got banned from certain places in Merseyside. I don't think he's aloud around the Wirral.
 

Let him loose on the freaks that inhabit the kop, and watch in glorious horror how he forces each one of them to drink his baby gravy.
 
I hope he finds his way into the RS showers and brutally buggers the shitter off Gerrard,then he tea bags the fat waiter before finally fingering Torres to death with a plugged in stick blender.
 

moyes_bringin_it_back said:
What is it with him? Has he got OCD or something?
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Ye he feels the need to grope young boys!!

He used to drive around in a silver laguna..........scary [Poor language removed], the car would be full of heads!!

Ran after me an all my mates down the subway at the rocket. Thought i was gunna get bummed.
 
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I heard a rumor that purple Aki has quite often been seen around the JJB. Oddly, all the ocurences started when Heskey signed for Wigan!

Strange but true.
 

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