Hi All - I'm new

[Nordecke]

pineapple on pizza - can take it or leave it, no strong view on that really. Achovies on pizza on the other hand - epic fail

wiping issue - sitting...

Nice, not sure where you are from but I was starting to think the whole of England was bat **** crazy while standing to wipe.

Welcome.

 

[chicoazul]

Anyone remains seating after having a turd to wipe their arse has really bad skiddies.

 

[bluebab]

Welcome, matey.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Welcome mate and dont worry about the pineapple issues. I munch it happily in rebellion laughing in the face of the banstick.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Pineapple on Pizza and wiping while sitting.

*Shakes Head*

 

[Frank Drebin]

I was over twenty at uni in Wolves when my mate asked me if I sat or stood up to wipe. It's one of the few times I have been lost for words, it had genuinely never crossed my mind you could remain seated. Tried it and didn't care for it. Standing all the way.