Good Lord boys. Let the poor girl at least post a couple times before having at her.
Sorry Laura. You, unknowlingly chummed the water by letting them know you were a girl straight off. If they post anything else inappropriate, suggestive, rude, smutty, tasteless, vulger, ill-mannered, filthy....... wait, did I type "if" ......hmmmm
Sweetie, may be best to just start all over with a new user name. Hang out for a while and keep your gender secret.
Seriously though, they mean well in their own deranged way and if you can handle a bit of perversion, you'll enjoy the laughs and Everton discourse. You might even enjoy the match previews, doubtful, but maybe...